You know they say that all posters are created equal, but you look at me and you look at 9to5 and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another poster, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So 9to5, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See 9, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Most men don't know this, but females have infrared vision like the predator's helmet they can cycle through. One setting is "aura scan" and they can look at you and see your aura is black, that you sinned, and therefore they will call you "little jorkin' de peantis boy" and shun you. ...
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Mewgenics co-creator Edmund McMillen has discussed how he drew up the list of the personalities approached to provide the game's numerous cameos, saying that while he "understands we live in a time where a meow from someone who has different beliefs as you is scary and frustrating, confusing and controversial... it felt ...
The Nashville Sit-Ins were among the earliest non-violent direct action campaigns that targeted Southern racial segregation in the 1960s. The sit-ins, which lasted from February 13 to May 10, 1960, sought to desegregate downtown lunch counters in Nashville, Tennessee. The protests were coordinated by the Nashville Student ...
Kid Rock and Google partnered in a joint-50 million dollar venture to digitally alter all known versions of the song to censor a verse deemed offensive to MAGA faithful. In the original song, Kid Rock belts out "I can smell a pig from a mile away". "Pig" is a slang word used to disrespect Peace Officers. Some Christian listeners ...
I knew this was fake because he would say gemini is too woke for some insane reason. He would only use grok, after making it call itself 'mechahitler' at the start of every response.
China is going to take over taiwan, and the moment an American complains, President Xi is going to hit a 'pedo says what?' so hard it changes the course of human history.
I was watching a yt short that was a clip from the McDonalds biopic they made. In the clip, the owners of the restaurant had optimized absolutely everything for speed and cost reduction, including getting rid of carhops and devices that release exact amounts of ketchup. There was a comment that said something along the lines of, "Mcdonalds used to be so wonderful until it was bought and now everything is only for making more money."
Did you not just watch the short that was about the creators of McDonald's doing exactly the same thing?
i've seen libs fantasizing that "he knows he did bad things and is taking the ship down with him as retribution for his crimes" but i don't believe that lmao so what are some theories? ...
Trump has been destroying American hegemony. You think the clintons wont go down to keep murdering millions? Bill Clinton may have been willing to just die in peace, but the republicans are not letting that happen. So Bill's gonna rat on Trump, get a slap on the wrist, and die a very rich man.
These parasites resell cheap items from China at 10x the value and make millions (I know one personally), and all their sales come from Facebook ads because everyone there is the most guillable person alive apparently, while just doing nothing, sometimes even not actually giving any product and outright scamming even more; it's ...
President Richard Nixon Receives Head-pats Like a Good Boy (1983) ( youtu.be )
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Do you think you could defeat me 1v1
Well do you ? Im pretty certain I could strangle a bear and wrestle an alligator and fly with the bees
Why We Were Told to Hate Nickelback ( www.youtube.com )
LPT for men: Women can tell if you masturbated recently.
Most men don't know this, but females have infrared vision like the predator's helmet they can cycle through. One setting is "aura scan" and they can look at you and see your aura is black, that you sinned, and therefore they will call you "little jorkin' de peantis boy" and shun you. ...
[CW FAT SHAMING] White House puts out an ai slop ad of two stereotypical "sjws" sitting in a hot car, while a sportscar moggs them, I think? ( www.reddit.com )
idk like everything else from this administration it's incoherent and full of being pissed off at people they make up to get mad at.
Just learned about American Bullfrog Tadpoles
Mewgenics Co-Creator Responds to Cameo Complaints: 'I Understand We Live in a Time Where a Meow From Someone Who Has Different Beliefs as You Is Scary and Frustrating, Confusing and Controversial' ( www.ign.com )
Mewgenics co-creator Edmund McMillen has discussed how he drew up the list of the personalities approached to provide the game's numerous cameos, saying that while he "understands we live in a time where a meow from someone who has different beliefs as you is scary and frustrating, confusing and controversial... it felt ...
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Waymo is paying DoorDash gig workers to close its robotaxi doors ( www.cnbc.com )
When a rider leaves a vehicle’s door ajar, it prevents the car from departing until a human closes it.
"Fed up with corruption? Come join the pedophile billionaire overlords of the United States!"
Strip out health care and social services, and the U.S. lost jobs in 2025—something that usually happens in recessions ( fortune.com )
Nashville Sit-ins Begin (1960) - Novo General Megathread for the 13th-19th of February 2026
The Nashville Sit-Ins were among the earliest non-violent direct action campaigns that targeted Southern racial segregation in the 1960s. The sit-ins, which lasted from February 13 to May 10, 1960, sought to desegregate downtown lunch counters in Nashville, Tennessee. The protests were coordinated by the Nashville Student ...
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer [Alternative Rock] (3:38) - 2007 ( www.youtube.com )
Rich People Are Turning Their Homes Into Hitman Levels With Armed Guards, Lasers, And Moats - Kotaku ( kotaku.com )
nicholson-yes
The Baldur's Gate TV series is heading to HBO Max ( www.techadvisor.com )
No, thanks. I will rather have the REAL PATRIOTS spy on me.
The only good AI-generated slop is
the mush that I would get turned into by mommy GLaDOS
I cant believe Super Earth was the baddies.
Kid Rock taps google's Gemini AI to digitally alter his smash hit song, "Cowboy".
Kid Rock and Google partnered in a joint-50 million dollar venture to digitally alter all known versions of the song to censor a verse deemed offensive to MAGA faithful. In the original song, Kid Rock belts out "I can smell a pig from a mile away". "Pig" is a slang word used to disrespect Peace Officers. Some Christian listeners ...
The Most Disturbing Truth About The Epstein Files Is It Exposed The Upper Limits of Accountability ( www.youtube.com )
How come China hasn't put out their Epstein files
I really doubt the Chinese intelligence community had no knowledge or evidence, why sit on that shit
Norman Finkelstein is in the files in the best way possible
on one hand im always glad when big accounts use their platforms to denounce fascism. on the other hand its the annoying orange
just randomly popped up in my feed ...
Windows 11 locked me out of Notepad via Microsoft Account bugs — is the 'Thin Client' era ruining my 27 blissful years of PCs? ( www.windowscentral.com )
Oh no! The buildings that serve unhealthy slop aren't as colorful as they were 30 years ago! We must talk about this!
A new AI tool could dramatically speed up the discovery of life-saving medicines ( phys.org )
Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt
Tom MacDonald drops a pop punk ballad of absolutely undistilled RW victimhood
https://xcancel.com/ChristnNitemare/status/2020159642706317335#m ...
I realllllllllly wonder why
Caption this photo of a baby
Spoiler ...
Gay Jar Jar ( www.youtube.com )
what do yall think about this? what's clinton's game?
i've seen libs fantasizing that "he knows he did bad things and is taking the ship down with him as retribution for his crimes" but i don't believe that lmao so what are some theories? ...
Rant about scammers/dropshippers
These parasites resell cheap items from China at 10x the value and make millions (I know one personally), and all their sales come from Facebook ads because everyone there is the most guillable person alive apparently, while just doing nothing, sometimes even not actually giving any product and outright scamming even more; it's ...
Nine Inch Nails should do a collab with Ja Rule called NINJA