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Jason844

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Been on Mastodon since about Nov 2022. Changed instances 5 Aug 2024.

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Harry's Last Juice Stand - Wayne Shorter


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Straight No Juicer - Thelonious Monk


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Willow Juice For Me - The Thad Jones, Mel Lewis Orchestra


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3-in-1 Without The Juice - Rahsaan Roland Kirk


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When The Saints Go Juicin' In - The Preservation Hall Jazz Band


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Do You Know What It Means To Juice New Orleans - Pete Fountain


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Was A Juicy Day - Paul Desmond


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Stella By Juicelight - a jazz standard


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I've Got A Right To Juice The Blues - Lena Horne


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Juice In My Bed - Lambert, Hendricks & Ross


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Rio De Janerio Juice - Joe Sample & Randy Crawford


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Juicin' The Blues - Jimmy Smith


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I've Grown Accustomed To Your Juice - a jazz standard


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Someone To Juice Over Me - a jazz standard


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Juice Is Like A River - Fattburger


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Sophisticated Juicy - Duke Ellington


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Juice Gets In Your Eyes - Dinah Washington


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Juice At Five - Count Basie And His Orchestra


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Juicin' The Webb - Chick Webb & His Orchestra


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Juicy, Juicy, Juicy - Cannonball Adderlay


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St Juices Infirmary - a jazz standard


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I Juices You Porgy - jazz


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🎶 Give Me A Jar Of Pigjuice and a bucket of beer...🎶


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Juicin' USA - The Bleach Boys


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Alice's Juice Bar Massacree - Arlo Guthrie


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Muskmelon Juice Love - America


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RED DWARF THEME
Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice,
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes.
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.



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Raccoons 🦝 with AI implants.

@paul worst nightmare...


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AI Enhanced Player.

Posts, boosts, and likes even more than I do.


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AI Stand Mixer gets into a fight with the AI Air Fryers. Destroys the kitchen.


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AI coffee pot. Adjusts the caffeine levels from "decaf" to "nuclear expresso" as it sees fit.


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AI TV remote. It watches what it wants to watch.


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AI clothing. Gives you full details on just how and where you cloths were made. Then it adjusts the fit to your "ideal" size, killing you in the process.


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AI Diamond Ring = gives all the details on where it came from, who died, and just how bad DeBreers really is.


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AI Coffee Cup - gives ALL the details on how your coffee was sourced.


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AI Enhanced Tucker Carlson Ball Tanner. Won't shut off till you're "well done."


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AI frying pan that gets into a fight with the AI enhanced stove. Ends up with the house/apartment/condo burning down.


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AI enhanced petunias.

"Oh no. Not again."


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AI bedsheets. Keeps track, comments, and reports on everything you do in bed.


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AI shopping carts. Attacks you if you slam them into the rack too hard.


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AI Camping Tent. Keeps track and announces, loudly, all the insects, skunks, snakes, and bears passing by.


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AI Sink. Complains if you leave dirty dishes.


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AI Wine glasses. They give you a detailed discussion on what you're drinking.


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AI weed whacker that decides what it wants to whack.


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AI-controlled garage door openers.

"Open the garage door."
"Sorry Dave, I can't do that."


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Axe-resistant casing for AI devices.


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AI-controlled wine cork screw.

"Sure! I'll open all the bottles now!"


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AI health insurance claim processing.

Wait. Oh. Oh my. Oh damn...