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ItsJenNotGoblin

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I'm a motherfucking delight, but only if your mom is hot. Been here since 2018. I don't know why they keep letting me post. If you're under 18, why are you here?!? I'm 43, DNI.

Don't index, nobot, don't scrape, stop being a creep you little tech freaks.

Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/hLCu7

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@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

@sidd_harth0_5h4h I went to an evening meeting and we went to a food cart pod after. There was a GAGGLE of Saint Bernards having a meetup and I made sure to get a pic of one

Same pup, looking majestic

Same pup, looking majestic
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@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

Doing a for since I forgot to do this last week

My last 8 watched, which were: Galaxy Quest (4 stars), Running Man 2025 (3.5 stars), Batman and Robin (3 stars), Ghostbusters 2016 (3 stars), Ash (3.5 stars), Together (4.5 stars), Wyatt Earp (3 stars), Opus (4.5 stars).
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@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

So, what's our thoughts on Public Safety officers? This would be "cops" who do nothing but traffic control/monitoring, parking enforcement, and community engagement. They don't carry a gun or any weapons other than pepper spray and they can tow your car but that's about all the violence they can enact.

@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

Lmao. All my letterboxd pals are over here watching art and I'm watching nonsense. I have superb taste 🙃

@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

Everyone's cat pics on here make me want a cat SO BAD, but I'd have to trade in O and/or my sister* to do so and I'm not ready for that yet

*They're both HIGHLY allergic, like dang near anaphylaxis levels for my sister

@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

I'm always showing O the most fucked up memes/convos on here followed by "this is why I stay on Masto. Just a bunch of us constantly mentally torturing each other lmao"

@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

It's my birthday. Give me some boosts*

*Pet pics, favorite memes, whatever. Be weird, but like,,,the cool kind not the "get blocked, clown" kind

@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

What's your "why TF is this this artist's most known hit, I can think of 5+ better songs off the top of my head by them?!?" song?

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Mine is a tie between Kool & The Gang's "Celebration" and Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain", although I think I hate "Celebration" more. Nothing is more guaranteed to get me off the dance floor and take a break/get a drink than hearing Celebration. Get Down On It and Jungle Boogie are both RIGHT THERE!!!

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@thegarbagebird SIGNIFICANTLY MORE SO THAN dang Celebration 😡

@Thomas@laserdisc.party avatar Thomas , to random

If you were to program a mini film festival to share your taste in movies, what 4 films would you pick?

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@Thomas
Barbarian
Super Mario Bros (1993)
Flash Gordon
X

In this order. They're not all my favorites, but I think this shows my general taste, which is what the ask was lol

@funkula@goblin.camp avatar funkula , to random

Delighted to see that, after hard coding a fix to keep the lie machine from lying to you about something as easily checked as the date, Google has backslid

AI overview telling me, on Wednesday Oct 22, that it's Thursday Oct 23
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@IntrepidVector @funkula no, that one is 143 and HOW DARE THEY FORGET 😤

https://youtu.be/6-BX6kgVXG8?si=3x0E2MdXBRVUZJlU

@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

I just watched The Running Man for the first time ever and holy shit why did no one ever tell me this movie was full of Dad jokes?!?

I would have watched it so much sooner!!

@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp avatar ItsJenNotGoblin , to random

At the food cart pod near our place for lunch and it took me like 3 minutes to figure out what this meant. And I got it wrong at first. Lmao. MA'AM. That is probably not the abbreviation you wanted

A burrito with shredded beef, refritos, and cheese named BBC.
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@crowportals@normal.style avatar crowportals , to random

who’s taylor swift? is that some new k-pop band?

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@crowportals no, it's a bird! This one is Taylor, but there's also D'Andre and Jeremy depending on where you live

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actuallyautistic@a.gup.pe icon ActuallyAutistic group in light of my post about the work meltdown, does anyone else ever get annoyed with automated voices on things like phone lines or checkout machines? To me, they sometimes sound disinterested or condescending. I'm sure it's not on purpose, but when I'm already stressed or tired, that's when I usually get angry with them. actuallyadhd@a.gup.pe icon actuallyadhd group

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@CatsWhoCode actuallyautistic@a.gup.pe icon ActuallyAutistic group actuallyadhd@a.gup.pe icon actuallyadhd group I actually hate them because they speak so slowly! I'm calling because I need a human solution or else I would have used your damn website. Slowing me down doesn't make me happier with the dang situation!!