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GrimmReality

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Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Occasionally pimping my angry left-ass rock songs. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/[email protected]

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

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@GrimmReality@beige.party avatar GrimmReality , to random

Nicer concentration camps and more cordial Klansmen with badges is a dumb fucking argument and, if it is an argument you are making as an elected Democrat in the year 2026, you should resign exactly now and let any actual decent person do the job you have exhaustively proven you are fucking unqualified to do. https://bsky.app/profile/housedemocrats.bsky.social/post/3mer7sywmis2q

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Third measles case in Wisconsin. Big thanks to all you pale churchy medieval shitsacks who think whatever the stupidest thing the most virulent right-wing assbag told you that day is true for no reason whatsoever. Being a credulous fuckhead who ushers in pestilence is the purest form of patriotism.

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Like the nexus point between rotting hippie libertarianism and redneck know-nothing evangelism.

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I've been pretty stupid in my life so I try not to be too judgy about people being stupid but at a point where your stupid has a fucking bodycount I am going to at least suggest you do some work to be less stupid. Or just drink a TON of raw milk and let it do the work. Either/or.

Like I don't like to be too cavalier about "Darwin Awards" and all that but at this particular point in human history we might actually need that dynamic to survive the blessed freedom of neo-nazism.

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Cuz let's be clear about this, we, Society-we, armed with science, pretty much eliminated measles as a FUNCTION of the march of civilization but a mighty army of the dumbest, whitest people in America marshaled by a rich Australian neo-nazi declared, for no discernible reason other than to be sneering difficult aggrieved cunts, that exhaustively-proven-efficacious science is now wrong and communism.

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Anyway, see everybody at the raucous Consumption Parties we will have to stupidly infect/inoculate your inexorably doomed exurbyokel children against the Consumption.

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We've hit a lot nadirs as a society in the the American Fascist Era but definitely one of the stupidest ones is "We need to respect people's freedom to pointlessly make their children vectors of infectious disease that literally have no means of isolation and thus might kill YOUR children, which, again, would be for no point other than the terrible-twos petulance that passes for right-wing ideology."

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Like, dude, I don't want people's kids to die because those people are dumb fucking jagoffs, but at a point where our polity makes those specific people The Master Race and in charge of shit? Like we're way past the pale of narrative symmetry there, aren't we?

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And don't get mad at me, NONE of this was my idea.

As dumb as I have been in my life, I have never even come close to saying "those demonstrably depthlessly stupid cretins whose whole personality is based on rejecting empiricism in favor of a lofty bygone ideal where 80% of women died in childbirth and those who survived kept their mouths shut and brought us cocktails and we properly conditioned the still-breathing children to lose limbs in mining accidents - all this is the obviously the natural and good hierarchy of things."

Like not once. I can say that pretty assuredly. And the fucking daft corollary to that is, the noble wealthy ubermenschen-of-ubermenschen people who now hold the reins of the actual fucking EARTH cannot.

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I don't think it's really my fault that the most august revered Von Misean ideal filtered through the its credulous born-wealthy theoriticians' most bountiful petri dish, the United States of America, is right now an actual blood-spattered clusterfuck of repression, witchhunts, malice, subjugation, book-burning and the systematic and unaccountable murders of any person extra-white people consider non-"normal." Like, motherfuckers, we've been telling everyone that was the actual program and point for fucking decades now.

And liberal people did a handwave and said "Oh you wacky lefties with your hyperbole."

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Maybe the bigger thing here is we've been told - and nicer people agreed - wrongly - to "respect" the intellectual space of daft programmatically christian-nationalist bullshit that never once earned it.

Like the normal "conservative" person you disagreed with a bit on tax policy a few years ago now literally believes certain people are subhuman vermin and the engineered mass deaths of those people harvested by ICE and planting them in mass graves in that lot between the old Big Lots and the railroad tracks is a perfect fine thing.

See, that's not hyperbole anymore. That's just shit we have to deal with.

It doesn't require respect for those people. In any way, shape or form.

@GrimmReality@beige.party avatar GrimmReality , to random

When your international Russian-fascist-affiliated billionaire cabal's vast human trafficking and systematized child-rape operation also does eugenics.
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/epstein-assistant-23andme-21331634.php

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It's pretty much settled law that every last garbagey rapey techbro who has bankrolled the fash wave here and overseas in order to supplant Western democracy with "meritocracy," is fully on the record advocating eugenics, right? Like they said it out loud. A fucking LOT. They're doing actual Elizabeth Bathory shit in their spare time because the notion that they are subject to anyone or anything thing, EVEN TIME AND DEATH, runs afoul of their very smart ideology.

Which is, y'know, society must submit to a natural hierarchy reigned over by the master race.

haha but don't call them nazis. That's just darn uncivil.

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See ALL that is in the "Epstein files," which is coalescing the story a bit, but that story was happening LONG before we knew the shit in the Epstein files and a TON of people saw it and nobody fucking TOLD it, because how dare we impugn the integrity of a Titan of Industry and Smartness Like Peter Thiel (who said out loud that democracy is anathema to freedom and single-handedly bankrolled a the senate campaign of an Ohio senator and later vp of the United States presumably to enact his, Peter Thiel's, ideology).

But even as the story coalesces to prove what actual leftists who read shit have been SCREAMING for twenty fucking years (or more), there's not one fucking medium with a major platform in the United States who will put it together in those terms, i.e. the terms of what it fucking IS.

Because, along the way, see, the cabal people became their bosses. Bam. Big twist, right?

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Like it's nothing anybody warned about as DLC twats took over the Democratic Party and, when they got power, said "Sure, let's squander public trust to actually make government work and instead deregulate the fuck out of everything." Haha NO ONE really expected giving special dispensation to a billionaire Australian neo-nazi to morph reality to imbue half the country with a mass psychosis of dogshit Klan aggrievement would result in, say, a stovepiped bullshit war of imperial genocide or maybe an attempted coup d'etat by aggrieved dogshit Klanspeople at the behest of the dumbest possible dictator imaginable.

Crazy. Like that ALL happened, A to X, and every fucking person who said "X is where A and B and C leads" weirdly found themselves cautioned by proper liberals and NewYorkTimesy self-appointed "adults" to check our tone and not "inflame" matters with "extreme rhetoric," and their sober Harvardy rationale was, and IS, well, Z hasn't happened.

Masked deathsquads are gunning down people in the streets for the crime of nothing but, hey, Z hasn't happened. Ish. Maybe.

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Said it before, will say it again because, at this point, it will never again not be true: Nearly EVERY last institution we were taught to respect as gatekeepers of knowledge and civility, capitalism and higher learning, everything that even now DEMANDS respect for its august place in the world, has betrayed the people of the United States and every other fucking country where they give rich people a pass on crime.

New York Times people and revered Ivy League bigbrains and fucking Bari Weiss's wife are in the Epstein files with ALL the nazi pillocks and rapey visioneers, and they are there NOT shockingly but, in fact, because - and this is important - of fucking COURSE they are.

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"Conservatism" is now what it was when it came into existence in its modern iteration, as a reaction by rich fuckheads to people demanding a hand in their own fate. Hussite wars to 1848 to the American Civil War to fascist wave of the 1930s and '40s, the point was always to say NO to those people and to beat them back into their place in the hierarchy. Wanna know why Republicans bust unions? It's for the same reason the pope marshaled an actual crusade to exterminate Hussites and wipe their ideas from the land. To beat the lowborn back into line.

That's all that's happening now. And that's why rich people have rallied around it and why every major corporation in Minneapolis hasn't said a fucking critical word about their latter-day cossacks murdering normal, decent people in snowy neighborhoods a few miles away from their shiny hq. Cuz that's the program. That they sponsored.

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As has been proven empirically in the U.S., even in dyed-in-the-wool RED states, nothing even close to a majority of Americans want to outlaw abortion. But rich sociopaths handpicked a Supreme Court that - with NO valid precedent law - effectively outlawed abortion in the U.S.

The point of conservatism, taken to its organic incarnation of fascism, is subjugation.

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Want to know what unites the Brexiteers and corporatized New Labour twats and Faragistas with Putin's oligarch money laundrettes with the seething fuckheads of AfD or Orban or Netanyahu's buddies with JK Rowling with Zuck and Musk and Thiel and every last conehead Silicon Valley CEO with American neolibs and Harvard luminaries and NRA psychos and every last deadender full-throated neo-nazi piece of shit in the Trump administration who pop up in the Epstein files?

They're all above the law of plebs. That's the thing they're working for. Maybe by different means, with different discursive frames. All working to make a world that realizes that PROPER, NATURAL order. Where we recognize them as gods.

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Every Republican and 98.9 percent of the most august capitalists you know do not give a single lonely shit if masked deathsquads murder people in the streets of America and rendition 5-year-old brown-kids in bunnyhats off to Texas concentration camps. They do not care about this, specifically, by dint of ideology. If the ideology is based on "X people don't rate humanity," it is no great moral leap, it's just the next step. "Get back to your place in the hierarchy" is that ideology.

Halfwit redneck goons murdered Renee Good to enforce that ideology.

If you're mad about it, you also deserve to be exterminated.

This is The Hierarchy.

(oh and if you have a good place in the hierarchy you can rape whichever children you want.)

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Does EVERY self-described "conservative" believe this? Of fucking course not.

Most of them are mad at DEI and ethnicity and literature and gay people or some other prepackaged aggrievement thing an Australian neo-nazi's TV network and a handful of rich child-raping sacks of shit convinced them to be mad at so that they, the rich rapist sacks of shit, could live in the world as the kings they deserve to be, untethered by the laws or norms of their lessers. This is genuinely the utopia every person you've been told it is uncivil and impolitic to call a fucking nazi is working toward.

That is what is in the Epstein files.

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Starting to think that letting rich people rule us versus burning their fucking houses down, making their "grounds" communal gardens and hunting them to extinction was a mistake.

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I don't know, man, if you're a neo-nazi from Texas and they sent you to occupy Minnesota in the middle of winter and the local populace not only didn't bow down to you but relentlessly made it clear you are hated vermin, it might actually help to get shitfaced and realize you're in Stalingrad.
https://sahanjournal.com/public-safety/border-patrol-employee-charged-drunk-driving-st-paul/

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ME GENERALLY: I love The Onion.

ME RIGHT NOW: Why you guys gotta bust balls?
https://theonion.com/hm-staff-gathers-to-watch-man-struggle-to-refold-shirt/

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Dude, she was 100% going to clock that nazi.

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Ilhan Omar is barely 5 feet tall and maybe, what, 110 lbs? And she is a braver person than every last fucking Klan-ass employee of the DHS combined and it's not remotely close.

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CivLib: "Wull, c'mon, even if the ICE rednecks are straight-up gestapo not ALL DHS people can be bad cowardly people."

haha of course they can, you know how EVERYONE knows that at this exact moment in history? Because they still fucking work for the DHS.

@GrimmReality@beige.party avatar GrimmReality , to random

Listen, folks, I know a lot of people are excited about Bovino getting sacked/reassigned but that's just the commie propaganda. The truth is he left Minnesota because he was chasing kids who stole his Lucky Charms.

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Every Democrat seeking money from me - and I don't have a lot - you get one shot at this. Answer correctly or piss off down the line so I can focus on people who understand the job.

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Every last fucking one of them.

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Not one excepted. Not one. No "career civil servants" just working toward their pension. Fuck the lot.

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They could've resigned at any point in the last 365 days and they didn't. Because every last one of them is now 100% verifiable nazi garbage. This society even MARGINALLY righting itself requires every last one of them to be legally separated from normal human beings and to die in prison.

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And this, to be clear, is the COMPROMISE prescription. Make any money you give to any Democratic candidate CONDITIONAL on that specific policy prescription. If they hem, if they even perhaps haw, give your money to someone who is campaigning on actual goddamn justice and making society work again. Because they're the same fucking thing.

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Denazification is the fucking STARTING POINT. The notion that anyone might even consider this controversial policy is the work of Rupert Murdoch and his techbro kin in their longcon to rebrand fascism. Every last cunt who took a job or remained in one to ethnically cleanse the country and do so by means specifically anathema by current U.S. law and brutalized and murdered people for insisting they follow that law - yeah, that person is a fucking irredeemable sociopath and has lost living-in-society privileges. And their children should fucking hate them.

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"But, typical leftie, who decides who is a nazi when you think everyone is a nazi."

Everyone I've told you are nazis for the last fucking 30 years turned out to institutionally materially support the methodological and programmatic rebranding of fascism as an American - and globally exportable - thing and Fortune 500 capitalists bankrolled the whole process, every motherfucking step of the way, so, just a heads-up, we'll start with the people who actually overtly unabashedly followed illegal orders (ICE, CBP, US military) to fucking END democracy in America and allow an unaccountable infallible overlord to supersede the actual fucking oath you took - THEN we're coming for the people who ever said one nice word about Rupert Murdoch as he gaily worked every fucking day to destroy the country and OH ALSO base-level liberal democracy as means of governance beneficial to those governed.

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Is this blueskying? Of course it is. When it comes to excising actual provable fucking sociopaths from society to a place where they can't FUCK EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES ON A WHIM, naturally it starts with a simple goal and then a plan to effect that goal, duh.

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It's actionable when the only Democratic candidates who get any of your money are ones who full-throatedly say "Abolish Ice," and, in spite of whatever dogshit deadender Schumerian leadership remains trying to temper them, stick to it. And letting them know - because the state doing murders in your community is fucking UNACCEPTABLE - that they do the fucking WORK to denazify the US or their house is the next one surrounded by torches in the night.

No gods. No fucking masters. Not poetry. Fucking policy.

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The nazis, so we're all on the same page, are the ones who did nazi shit. And in a vast battery of orchestrated collective likely documented brutal martial action, violated the actual standing law of the United States to commit crimes against people motivated by exactly nothing other than malice. So yeah, there's a big fat fucking tranche of provable shit there.

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If you haven't heard any of this yet today and you are still pretty mad about the whole thing, you're pretty likely an awful piece of shit to whom I would ask two questions: 1) HEY, DID ZOHRAN UNWIN THE NYC MAYOR'S OFFICE YET OR NAH? and 2) HAHA SUCK IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHoQEea4dk

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Imagine seeing this and being a petulant berk instead of genuinely inspired and what cavernous absence of a soul that genuinely requires.

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Like I get that there are right-wing-tilting liberals shocked by the language of unabashed "expansive" government genuinely serving the have-nots of a polity WITH their lowly pleb participation, and there are people who think the Muslim guy is scary who says scary things, but, if the latter, you're just kind of a dumb assbag who accepts and apes narratives from neo-nazis, and, if the former, Jesus Fuck, the "small government" canard is shit we've been fighting since fucking 1980 and/or 1932 and this is HOW you strengthen participatory democracy and the efficacy of governance what the fuck is even wrong with you if you're that facile devoid of hope and creativity?

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I get there is a spectrum to ideology and applied empiricism as to efficacy of policy prescriptions, but I will be glib for a second to suggest pretty strongly that you've accepted reactionary-cum-now-fully-neo-nazi talking points - like government is intrinsically bad - as an axiom, you are now fucking right-wing and need to be better in your brain and perhaps even, as the meme says, change your heart or die.

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And, look, if you don't get how Mamdani LEANED INTO THAT, how he INVOKED LaGuardia in leaning into that, into a time of ideas and genuine change as to what government can do for EVERYone who is a citizen and is the offspring of a citizen, how someone making THAT their life's work can be a joyous thing, I don't know what to tell you. You've accepted a fake fucking narrative as to the very possibility of human endeavor and it makes you small.

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If you're "liberal" and mad about Mamdani, you're just fucking MAGA, even if you don't think you are. Sorry.

@GrimmReality@beige.party avatar GrimmReality , to random

A lot people see this and get cheeky about maybe a meteor striking or Merciful Poseidon doing some righteous tsunami thing but I would point out, more pragmatically, if there is ONE even minor naval power run by forward-thinking leadership willing to honor the oath they took to protect their citizens, they could send ONE submarine with conventional ordnance and, in one night, make the world a profoundly materially better place for all 8 billion people drawing breath upon it and become the biggest heroes who ever lived.

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Has anyone pointed out xmas songs are bad and nobody should be forced to listen to them?

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I don't like to get too controversial but everything should stop sucking, falling apart and being bad.

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A year and a half ago, I came out to visit my NY family (my best friend's family) and NYmom wasn't sleeping well so I said heeeyy, I just happened to bring along some indica gummies that work lovely for that very purpose, but she's of a certain generation that's all "Don't try to get me into your casual wastrel drugs," but I said "just do a tiny nibble and see how it goes." So she tried it and slept really well that night, so, as we are in Enlightened New York, the next day the bestie and I went over to the dispensary downtown and got her her own bag of the local version. She took that but it didn't quite do as well as mine so she thought maybe the first go had just been an odd lucky confluence.

So anyway, I'm back a year and a half later and I open the fridge and the house is now HOUSE OF LEGAL WEED FOR ALL OCCASIONS.

Talk to your boomers about drugs.