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GayOldTime

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#VintageAdvertising and other gaiety from yesteryear. Frequently #gay, in both senses of the word.

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An announcement: I'm going to stop posting at the end of the year. Don't worry, there's no drama behind this. I started this account to share my collection of random silliness, and I feel like I'm now done. Quit while the going's good, as they say.

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Try something new this Christmas!

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The choice of discerning gaymers everywhere!

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Is "twunks with machetes" a thing? Can we make it a thing?

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This week’s is cold canned chicken soup. Try it at home! (Or don’t.)

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You can't tell me these guys aren't about to have a tumble

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"Be Bi fresh around the clock!"

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The secret of a successful marriage is shared interests

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A story in two parts?

The cover of a pulp novel titled The Devil is Gay. The cover illustration features two men and a woman in stages of undress. One man sits on a bed in his underwear while the other man and woman tempt him by stripping out of their shirts.

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This week's is salmon just the way you like it: crusty. Try it at home! (Or don’t.)

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100% canon Luigi

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Come to Canada! Have a threesome! (Horse optional.)

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In the year 2000, you can lounge around in a jumpsuit while your husband peeps on the neighbors!

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This week's is sauerkraut Jell-O, served with a dollop of mayo for that authentic mid-century flair. Try it at home! (Or don't.)

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In the brief period between the introductions of dial-up Internet and Google, there was a market for link listings on paper

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A name that would make a steamy novel writer go "Nah, that one's a little too obvious."

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I hope to wake up this gay one morning

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In the age before online dating, your options were limited

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A cock horse is, of course, an old fashioned name for a hobby horse. And a gay cock horse is a phrase you'll never see in a magazine ad today.

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