Codpiece

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Codpiece ,

Anyone else thinking it reminds them of a xenomorph from Alien?

Codpiece ,

Oh no. Another reason to not buy a BMW.

Codpiece ,

American.

Codpiece ,

Yeah, has been for about the last ten thousands years. That’s why we’re all here.

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I’m a bit confused on the whole high street thing. Surely it’s decaying because no one is using it, because it’s cheaper and more convenient to do it online or at a supermarket?

In which case wouldn’t throwing money at various assortments of charity shops, galleries, tea rooms be a waste of taxpayers money anyway?

Codpiece ,

Nah, that’s a bath bomb.

Codpiece ,

And there will still be developers who insist it should be in dark mode.

Codpiece ,

Very Angry Gorillas,
Various Amused Geriatrics,
Etc

Codpiece ,

The potential danger in the bobsleigh events makes it way more thrilling to watch than anything in the summer olympics.

Codpiece ,

I say, is that a pen in your pocket….

Codpiece ,

Don’t call me Winky Face.

Codpiece ,

Why the hell did you name your kid codpiece?

Codpiece OP ,

That’s a lesson straight from Trumps Office of Made Up Statistics.

Codpiece ,

The flip side of this is the actually find out what people want to watch and when, and can spend budget accordingly.

Codpiece ,

They’ll still have FM radios and fresh printed copies of yesterdays news.

Codpiece ,

That cow looks like it’s been on ozempic.

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They’ve forgotten to leave room for GB News and Daily Mail stickers.

Codpiece ,

Are they pulling out?

Codpiece ,

Don’t the swedes see prison as a means of rehabilitation? If so, this could be a legal way of getting them away from danger and out of future trouble.

Codpiece OP ,

“I really do enjoy creaming up a mucky tart, you should try it at home”.

Codpiece ,

Horrible person joins other horrible people in party with horrible policies.

I think they’re building up to the big one. It’ll be Truss next.

Codpiece ,

Fair point.

Maybe not Liz then. Maybe Priti Patel.

Codpiece ,

Yeah. Fuck those poor parents already living under the stigma of not being able to provide for their kids as the world is driven ever more to shit by people with an “I’m alright Jack” attitude.

Codpiece ,

Yeah. Fuck them for being able to afford it at the start and then prices going up and job losses leading to stress and broken homes. The bastards.

Codpiece ,

Perhaps he was just….. highly strung.

Codpiece ,

Can we round up the ones who have managed to escape? The Cotswolds are infested with them.

Codpiece ,

How else can you have the pleasure of telling Jehovah’s Witnesses to go away when you’re not at home?

Codpiece ,

Ah come on, this isn’t even a tough one. Try the local pronunciations of Wymondham or Garboldisham instead.

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And Leominster.

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I think they mean “the REST of the country is about to find out”, because as a Thames water customer it’s already happened to me a several times.

Codpiece ,

I use one called AuroraWatch. The notifications are fairly configurable.

Codpiece ,

Can we round it up to under-30s?

Codpiece ,

So ban everyone from everything. I like it.

Codpiece ,

Still, nice to have a male role model around.

@petrescatraian@libranet.de avatar petrescatraian , to Political Memes

Pretty accurate description...

(No, I didn't take the screenshot myself, I just found this post on FB)

Codpiece ,

Bang on schedule!

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It was just before 5pm here. It’s correct on average.

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The one their mother sends them.

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Hamster. Like a mouse, but wireless.

Codpiece ,

I don’t suppose the seller also has a 20th anniversary Macintosh? I remember seeing the adverts for them when they were released, and I’ve lusted after them since.

Codpiece ,

Just found one for £1800 plus shipping. I don’t want to collect them that much.

I’m happy for it to just be a pleasant memory.

Codpiece ,

It’s obviously just for entertainment, has anyone claimed otherwise?

If I wanted to watch something for an accurate historical representation of Scotland, I wouldn't ever have even thought of putting The Traitors anywhere near the top of the list.

I’d rewatch Trainspotting.

Codpiece ,

“ Encompassed by violent street gangs, neglectful parents, bullying teachers and a dearth of positive role models, a studious but emotionally abandoned kid turns thug.”

Sounds like a right laugh a minute, but I’m going to watch it. Thanks for the recommendation.

Codpiece ,

*paedophile