randahl , 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

— Why did the President pardon a convicted criminal, who served a seven year sentence for defrauding 1.6 billion dollars from thousands of victims?

— Because that is how we roll.

#paraphrase

randahl , 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to random

"Government has been shut down. This would never have happened if Trump was president. It only happened because Trump inherited a shutdown prone government from the Biden administration. This is a Biden shutdown. The democrats have shut down government because they can't get us to build a hotel with a swimming pool on the moon which they want us to use for housing immigrants… and… child rapists… they want us to give child rapists a space hotel!!!"

— Every Republican at the moment. #paraphrase

randahl , 5 months ago to random

Trump: "We need to stop the killing! We gotta have peace!"

Also Trump: "Now watch my administration rename The Department of Defence to The Department of War"

#paraphrase