Me, a four-legged cartoon dragon, behind a table with a sign above it that says "DRAGON APPRECIATION STATION. If you're a dragon, tell me how YOU'D like to be appreciated!"
* THOUSANDS OF DRAGONS SLAIN yet NO REAL IMPROVEMENT in society
* Want to improve someone's life anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called "DRAGON SNUGGLES"
* "Why yes I'd love to harm and kill a giant majestic creature for merely existing" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Dragon Slayers have been demanding your Respect for all this time
(Three very poorly drawn dragons with 'X's in their eyes. The one on the left is more quadruped, laying down, the middle one is more biped, with an arrow stuck on it, the right one is a big quadruped with a tiny stick figure on top raising their sword and saying "I am the best!")