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@JOSINT@infosec.exchange avatar JOSINT , to random

I am urgently looking for work. My unemployment ends soon and my family is approaching eviction. With Christmas near and kids in the house, the pressure has become extremely difficult. I’ve been interviewing since September and reached multiple final rounds, but have not secured a role yet.

I have over 15 years of experience in Cyber Threat Intelligence, OSINT, Social Engineering, Security Engineering, Vulnerability Management, and detection rule development. I’ve built CTI programs, developed Python automation, improved workflows, supported investigations, and authored Practical Social Engineering. I hold a US patent for a cybersecurity reconnaissance system.

I can support Sales and Sales Engineering teams as a subject matter expert when needed, adding technical depth and threat context to customer conversations. I also write white papers, blogs, and podcast material and speak regularly on security topics. Locally, I am a USCCA certified firearms instructor.

I am open to full time roles or contract work. Referrals and introductions are deeply appreciated as Christmas approaches.

@cassidy@blaede.family avatar cassidy , to random

I’m looking for my next challenge in some intersection of open source, community, and developer advocacy! I am passionate about helping others and doing good with technology, in particular—thus I’m especially interested in working with a non-profit or strongly value-aligned organization.

I’ve loved my work with @EndlessAccess , but unfortunately due to strategic decisions, my particular role won’t exist in the coming months.

https://cassidyjames.com/resume

@LeafyEricScott@hachyderm.io avatar LeafyEricScott , to random

New server, new :

👋 Hi! I'm Eric! I'm a scientific programmer & educator who writes mostly :rstats: code. I currently work part time at where I help researchers by making R packages, apps, automated data workflows, and training them on practices. I also mentor data scientists for @Posit Academy. I am as a contractor if any of those skills sound useful to you.

My background is in plant chemical ecology and population ecology and for my PhD I studied and did field work in China. I love tea (although I've been drinking coffee more and more lately) and practice when I can. I love and tasting new things.

I currently live in by the will always be my home.

@owly@pol.social avatar owly , to random Polish

Zamknąłem dzisiaj konto na Linkedin, mimo że właśnie zaczynam się rozglądać za nową pracą. Ale uznałem, że na linkedinie i tak nie znajdę nic wartościowego, za to gównoposty, które tam się pojawiają odrzucały mnie od dawna.

@mayoroftech@mastodon.social avatar mayoroftech , to random

Bring your ideas and innovations my way and let connect and discuss how to build the future with speed, soul, and clarity.

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@jeninnovate@hachyderm.io avatar jeninnovate , to random

Laid off after 1.5 years as Chief of Staff. Grateful for the growth, proud of the impact. Taking a beat to reset—and open to what’s next. If you need a strategic partner to help drive vision into action, let’s connect.

@JayJustice@blacktwitter.io avatar JayJustice , to random

Hey friends, boosts appreciated! I'm looking for remote work in games, comics or literature, as a writer or consultant! I'm available part time or full time, & have experience with many types of projects in all mediums & genres, some of which are shown here and more are on http://www.jayjustice.net 🫡

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@JayJustice@blacktwitter.io avatar JayJustice , to random

Starting my GDC week off with a bang! I have just been notified that my contract at Rookery Interactive will not be renewed in 2 weeks, so I am suddenly ! Please keep me in mind for any writing or consulting roles. If you're at GDC & would like to meet, lmk!

🌎 I’m open to remote roles, or positions in Bangkok!

⭐ I've worked on a ton of games, comics and books, and am available for writing, consulting & editing outside of games.

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I read this tip in the 69 Rules of Power as well ( sopuli.xyz )

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I go to the sexual health clinic every two weeks to get a regular STI test, even when I haven't had sex for a year.

Why?

it's important to project success even when you're failing. this is why I also announce it on the company newsletter.

they also think the company is doing well if the boss is getting laid this often.

both are wrong: they're getting laid off and I'm not getting laid
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itsgroundhogdayagain , to Lemmy Shitpost in I read this tip in the 69 Rules of Power as well

He's , everyone

I read this tip in the 69 Rules of Power as well

Cross posted from https://laserdisc.party/@radicalrobit/113266594311332874

I go to the sexual health clinic every two weeks to get a regular STI test, even when I haven't had sex for a year.

Why?

it's important to project success even when you're failing. this is why I also announce it on the company newsletter.

they also think the company is doing well if the boss is getting laid this often.

both are wrong: they're getting laid off and I'm not getting laid
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Randelung , to LinkedinLunatics in I read this tip in the 69 Rules of Power as well

apparently. From other images.

@TypeProton@mastodon.art avatar TypeProton , to random

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