Insults

A seven-year-old child, indeed, a silly fool, can figure it out on his fingers - although you, stupid ass, cannot understand anything.

I wonder if you'd be able to speak more clearly if your parents were second cousins instead of first.

Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.

You look like you struggle with simple tasks.

You're an audacious, ideologically unsound, presumptuous mother fucker.

You are a tragic waste of functioning organs.

Hey, train wreck, this isn't your station.

Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?

Thy wit's as thick as Tewksburry mustard.

I don’t have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you.

You have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?

The village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.

Your actually a cereal killer because each time you pour cereal, your ugly face literally kills the cereal just by looking at it.

Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.

You must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.

Ahh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.

Your mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.

As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?

I'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth or the depth.

Can I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.

Your hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.

Look, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.

Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.

Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.

You're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.