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@helloyanis@furries.club avatar helloyanis ,

"Encrypted"? Yeah, right!

So I came across a video provider that's supposed to serve encrypted videos and claims them to be un-downloadable.

Since I was curious, I tried to decrypt the streams and by using the ANCESTRAL DECRYPTING POWER of "Putting the stream file into VLC" I managed to defeat their state of the art and play their just fine.

Makes you think about what some companies tell you, VS what's actually the case. So, be careful about sharing sensitive data, even if they tell you it's secure!

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A screen recording of a streaming website claiming that videos on their platform are encrypted and undownloadable, showing how a third party software fails to download them. But opening the video link with VLC makes it play just fine.

fulner ,

programmer_humor@programming.dev icon Programmer Humor Let's just add one more feature

picture of a simple 4 way stop with text CODE THAT DOES 1000 THINGS; followed by picture a mega-plex interchange with text CODE WHEN UPDATED TO DO 1001 THING
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fulner ,

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@graphito@pixelfed.social avatar graphito ,

If I write code for the project which management abruptly cancels, can I put "Subzero coder" in my CV?

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subzero staring at the pc
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