doing exactly what it’s told to do

Her statement about the stock market doing well sounds like it came from the orange felon himself.

Don’t forget, “Stop counting the votes”.

There are old mushroom hunters and there are are bold mushroom hunters. There are very, very few old, bold mushroom hunters. There are only a few deadly mushrooms so why not aquatint yourself with them before eating them, and dying?

That’s because it’s a bribe

You misspelled, “public money laundering”.

More occupation of cities. More invasions and threats of invasions. Anything but releasing the Epstein files.

49 Celsius = 120.2 Fahrenheit, for the oldies out there.

she knows a soundbite might make its way to the ears of the cult

Those soundbites sure a hell make their way to the cult. I have family mindlessly regurgitating them.

This is a general strike that could go national, but it is not the only strike brewing either: Women’s March. Also, there is aTax strike (it has MAGA support too)

Republicans would have impeached or 25th amendmented Biden a couple of dozen times by now but they are absolutely terrified into submission by the old demented orange rapist mobster.

We never used to get studded tires BUT the climate has changed dramatically. It used to get cold and stay cold but now it may be 40 and rain then drop into the teens, leaving a slippery ice coating. Studded tires help a lot. A 4-wheel drive vehicle can get you going but they cannot stop or steer any better than a 2-whell drive vehicle.

spend the $10-$20 and get a windshield cover

You can use cardboard in cold weather, or even clean floor mats.

A fall might cost you thousands of dollars in medical bills. Get boots or shoes with good traction soles. For hard packed snow or ice get spiral type slip on ice-creepers unless you are going to be outside only, then get ones with studs. Walk like a penguin if caught one ice without them.

Who are you going to believe, Lying Leavitt or your own ears?

Expected to see something like this from Iran, but nooooo.

They never heard “The Scorpion and the Frog”?

Pete KegSith has absolutely no clue. It is as if the old orange felon ghoul selects the stupidest and most incompetent.

You would never find a nicer, kinder person,’ the father added about his son

Many people said the same thing about Ted Bundy.

Pretty much the same reason folks use shitty FB rather than Mastodon - it is made super simple and Mastodon requires a modicum of thought.
The general population is super lazy and not bright at all. Also the reason we have a fat moron, malignant narcissistic, orange lying liar ,rapist, felon, president.

The population of the US is about 342 million. Russia has a population of about 146 million. China has a population of about 1.4 billion. The European Union has a population of about 448 million people. The population of the world is about 8 billion. The orange mobster THINKS it will rule the world?

The Nobel committee announce that the “Peace Prize” cannot be transferred or shared.