cloud

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Diecut sticker of a sad cartoon cloud with text underneath that reads: There is no cloud / it’s just someone else’s computer. Cartoon of a newspaper with heading 'Old Man Yells At Cloud' and photo of an old man with fist raised upward towards clouds in the sky


cloud in short means “other people's servers”, typically used for storage or computing, and for the IndieWeb, there some personal cloud solutions. Such "cloud computing" services are pitched (though rarely in practice) as providing online services that are on-demand, broadly available, elastic, and measured service.

See National Institute of Standards and Technology's definition of cloud computing for a more jargon-heavy definition and expansions.

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Why

Why use a cloud provder:

  • https://twitter.com/whitingdev/status/1472074487994617859
    • "reasons to want a cloud provider:
      a) they handle liability
      b) they build/maintain it
      c) you want something always online because the protocol is online-first
      d) you want massive, quick, private storage
      e) you want to search / compute on lots of data

      vs just a raspberry pi." @whitingdev December 18, 2021

Why not

Why not cloud:

  • 2023-07-01 File over app

    …most of these artifacts are out of our control. They are stored on servers, in databases, gated behind an internet connection, and login to a cloud service.

Building block vs apps

Sometimes these on-demand/self-service/elastic/measured cloud services are used for computing building blocks such as storage, computation, and server bandwidth.

  • Examples: Amazon S3, EC2. Akamai.

The term "cloud" is also used to refer to such services which are applications themselves such as email, blogging, etc. which are almost always silos as well:

Relation to IndieWeb

Misuse

just means internet or server

Pencil drawing of a cloud with two figures below and to the left of it, the smaller figure asking “Daddy, what are clouds made of?” and the taller figure answering “Linux servers, mostly”

There many intentional and unintentional misuses of the word "cloud" in reference to "cloud computing" which do not meet the definition or criteria above in one or more ways. As such the following phrases can typically be substituted:

"in the cloud"
= on the internet
"personal cloud"
= personal (virtual) server

marketing and branding

As "cloud" is a more recent (and shorter/catchier) term than "server" or "internet" or "virtual host", there are also now commercial services which use "cloud" in the name of their service which do not actually provide cloud computing services.

  • Apple iCloud - neither dynamic nor elastic.[1]
  • ...

deceptive marketing

  • Shade (AKA "cloud" is a marketing name to obscure sources of concern) https://twitter.com/computerfact/status/1192938091201335296
    • "industry: would you like to move all your code and data to a rich man's personal computer?
      programmer: what no that sounds like a bad idea
      industry: ok would you like to run everything in "the cloud"?
      programmer: oh that sounds fluffy and nice yes please" @computerfact November 8, 2019

Articles

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T-shirts that say:

in error messages

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for "feedly is over capacity".

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