shallot [she/her]

It happened to me!

Lotta cum on that window

This is a sign from the universe to get more beer and onion rings tbh

Common misspelling, it’s actually exbe

Wow he really did go to the black lodge

Some blades just suck shit. Derby, for example.

Wow TurboTax’s billing department is really getting pushy

Anti-ICE protestors should be saying “boo urns,” CEO Burns says

New mega is here! Gay!

Hey! IIRC your BIOS secure boot was being a dick last time so this sounds like progress!

THIRTY OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS

@Wmill@hexbear.net did u ever get the Linux going on ur machine or what

It’s been more than a decade since I’ve had a cigarette, and I remember being sick of them and not enjoying it. But even so, wow do I want one or twenty right about now. Fuck.

Why yes I am in need of a therapist why do you ask?

Can’t wait to dream about smoking and being lonely for a few hours and wake up at 1am again.

Having a lot of self destructive thoughts lately, keep drinking too much and dreaming about cigarettes. Fuckin get it together lady jeez.

Pls make it the other one ❤️

Pls

This series of events didn’t feel very hobbit, so now I’m just sitting by the fire with a tasty beverage and a fuzzy cat. Major improvement.

These are silly, and I’ve never heard of either of them, and I love them. Thank you for sharing them with me :)