allah forgive me for coming off like im defending a corporation but the most american thing about me is how often i go to burger king for impossible whoppers and i've never had a bad one. those mfs are good. granted i haven't had real meat in years and years so maybe i'm not the best judge of a good burger

i always find it generous to call the shit these people believe ideas or thoughts

ask them if they think all humans should be given property then

dammit i knew i shouldnt have been posting so much on r/TerrorismEnjoyers

i dont know if you can hug a hexbear but you may.

oh so when the government is ill prepared to combat natural disasters and give relief then that’s bad but when they’re proactive and prepare death statements before someone is even dead that’s also bad?? there’s no winning when someone just wants to hate america 😔😔

“conservative coded if you don’t analyze the themes deeply” is very generous. i feel like fallout is pretty blatant with its satire. conservatives just continue to be the least media literate people on earth and despite the games doing all but literally saying “we’re making fun of your dumb ass worldview” they still think its glorifying conservatives and capitalism

scott the woz if he was racist

that was just me sorry bro my life a movie ahaa

when they were making the beyond meat sausage pizza tho that shit was honestly bussin. i only had it a couple times sadly. rip

nah he's only 79 and with all the child sacrifices and baby blood i think he'll easily make it to at least 147

this dude is only posting this so he can toot his own horn like “look how ‘complicated’(incoherent and baseless) my politics are. thats how you KNOW im smart”

the fact that this dude’s only policy towards children he felt was notable to make this dumb ass list being to abuse trans kids then i know he doesnt believe in making sure all kids have food and a house and an education. and if you don’t care about that why would i believe you’re ever coming from a place of concern with your transphobic bullshit? these people dont care about kids. they just hate trans people and its weird as fuck

release the corn pop files. he was the baddest dude biden knows. if biden was up to some shit they're in the corn pop files

a man steps forward: i assaulted that child

another steps forward: no, it was i who assaulted that child

trump steps forward: no it was i. i assaulted all the children. all these men are innocent. i am to blame.

all of the men: but tr-

trump: i acted alone! these men are innocent. they’re good men. not like me….

bill gates cries: don you don’t have to do th—

trump: god bless america and god bless the usa

alan dershowitz: he was right hes not a good man,,, hes the best,..!

he took the fall for everybody. never say trump isnt a lion…! 💪

you would think so but hilariously enough OP is correct. word is many ice pigs havent gotten their sign on bonus and ive even seen ones say they havent gotten their first check period let alone a sign on bonus

i would assume it has to do with the disorganization of the blompf regime. nothing ever seems properly coordinated. its like they have cocaine ideas and then immediately act on them without fleshing out any details

the trump brownsharts have arrived

“we said it MAY help your immune system. it MAY do a lot of things. we don’t know. some of us have a can do attitude and like to think there are possibilities but i guess that just makes us the worst guy ever. anyway no you cant have your 2 bucks back”

the shit was coming out of his diaper and mouth at the same time

holy shit the only email in the inbox is an email epstein sent to himself that says "info that will get hillary clinton arrested"