ugh, cluster knocked me on my arse this morning, I slept all day now I'm wired AF. Just what I need heading back after a week off.

Yeah mines been doing the same. All this farkin rain

nah never was on buffy,. Just the general turn of the century indie vibe.

unless that dining table is covered in rattan the cats are not going to scratch it

yeah nah. We've had three cats for 13 years and no scratches on our furniture.

Cats scratch to pull off claw sheathes. It's like an emery board. Give them proper scratching posts of various angles (eg: flat and inclined cardboard and a good sisal vertical) and your furniture is an inferior option.

You can celebrate being Australian

You can also acknowledge that the modern nation state came from very dark roots.

The two aren't incompatible in the slightest

because labor bad is the only policy he has and by god, he's gonna jam it everywhere.

nah I still got PTSD from that world cup

I'll be up there with the south road beer wall and what appears to be an inchoate fountain on chesterville

motherfucker this is still going on

I shall have a giant terrace and a trumpet, Moorabbin will hear my call.

Aussiemandias

ooh reminds me to look at the special deals.

....aldi's got trumpets next wednesday dare I dare I?

bloody hell, ya gotta keep away from terfs.

Yeah but...We fucking elected him.

We knew exactly what he was like and we voted him back into fucking power.

Oh yeah. Molten sugar is on par with fucking lava

We have two siblings and their mum..utter disdain for each other

That's cos they're not. I gots me a friggin' idiot agent

When you're five mins into google support and they tell you email addresses are case sensitive

oh I not only pointed, I hosed, scraped, raked and stuffed. Got real sloppy with it in places.