lol, lmao even. fuck you pay me.

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]
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    7 小时前

    that means now you can borrow your boss' car without asking and they can only get a little annoyed at you

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    8 小时前

    aight cool I'm going no contact and you can no longer see or talk to your grandchildren (my team - we're unionising)

  • Chana [none/use name]
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    11 小时前

    "Oh that's great! I've worried about making rent this month. Can I have $300 unc?"

  • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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    11 小时前

    Have a nepo petty tyrant friend who gets very offended when I insult business owners.

    I treat my employees like they're family and we respect each other

    He buys a fixer-upper and I offer to help (for free obviously) because friend and because I'm good at handyman stuff and because I think building stuff is fun.

    What? No, I could never let you do work for me, I respect you too much. You're practically family.

  • miz [any, any]
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    12 小时前

    this is a warning that you are about to get scammed even worse than before

    • microfiche [he/him]
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      11 小时前

      I keep my professional contacts fresh for exactly this reason.

      I recently received another endorsement on my plumbing license which is typically commensurate w/ a decent raise - I've dealt with a lot of shit, literal and figurative, to get to where I am. I refuse to sell myself short. I turned in my two weeks after I was told they can't afford it.

      Meanwhile failson is driving a brand new Ram 1 ton dually, after he wrapped his other brand new truck around a phone pole while out drinking a year ago. HE JUST GOT HIS LICENSE REINSTATED A WEEK AGO. It's got every conceivable option from the dealership, along with a lift, big mud tires, and a bulletproof transmission to handle it all. I'd estimate 120k give or take a few k.

        • microfiche [he/him]
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          10 小时前

          I think that was his second drinking related wreck. Both that I know of were single driver, single car. Already had an interlock once that I know of but I likely don't k ow the whole story.

      • Infamousblt [any]
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        11 小时前

        Well that definitely explains why he can't afford to pay you what you're worth

        • microfiche [he/him]
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          5 小时前

          bulletproof in a figurative sense really.

          Heavy duty housings, quality gears, beefy axels, that sorta thing.. they call it bulletproof in the sense that you can't trash them except in extreme cases, I think.

        • isame [he/him]
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          9 小时前

          I googled it for both of us. It appears to just mean a very sturdy/reliable transmission that holds up to abuse.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    12 小时前

    We're a family here...

    grillman and I'm the abusive right-wing patriarch who will abandon that family when it benefits me more than the control I have over them

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]
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      8 小时前

      Or demand endless bread sticks. Or be prepared for convoluted setups that inevitably result in street racing.