Ain’t it just.

But why?

Disable safety protocols.

In response to nearly everything, “That was my high school nickname!”

Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds.

Aaaand now I’m sad.

Police

Because we really need yet another Superman movie…

Got it. Gas prices will stay the same, if not increase. No one should honestly believe there’s going to be a “pretty sizable rollback”.

Every time it comes up, I use it. All the haters don’t understand probabilities.

I think we left What If long ago.

Freeballin’ FTW!

Joe Bonamassa - The Ballad of John Henry

I use this for EQing by stereo equipment. The chains must sound like chains.

Also the entirety of The Barenaked Ladies album Gordon.

I DD’d for my girlfriend and her friend FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Using Teams is a pretty big catch already.

Then we should string them up in a tree and beat them with sticks,

… To get the candy.

They taste like forgiveness

What am I supposed to… You sneaky bastard.

They stole my catchphrase!

Always has been.🔫