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While normally I’m all for calling a spade a spade, this article is borderline impossible to read between the insults thrown out. You don’t have to find and replace ALL instances of “Tulsi Gabbard” with “Russia’s Girlfriend”, as much as I agree it makes it fucking hard to read.

I think they mean heat-canning/jarring, which sterilizes it and destroys a lot of the probiotics in it to make it shelf-stable. Room temp sauerkraut is still good for you, just not as good as the less-processed stuff that requires refrigeration.

*That’s his secret. He’s always a little bitch.

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God what a bunch of sensitive pussies

to the last.

I know you didn’t mean it this way, but sounds ominous.

An actual boulder of similar size could be 3-5 tons and would’ve resulted in the death of everyone involved

Outside of specific implementations like Tor’s snowflake protocol, it’s very easy for internet providers to see who’s using a VPN, the only thing it buys you is privacy at the other end (so they’ll know you’re using a VPN, just not know what you’re using the VPN to look at, hence why their panties are in a twist).

Who the fuck’s rectum is open 2.5 inches at rest??

I mean, “You’re a mean one, Mr. Assface” still works despite being more of an insult than a proper name

Yup, plus it normalizes the action of starting to hold people accountable. If you get to the point where you’re regularly impeaching the corrupt bozos in this administration, it’s more likely that some of them will stick with convictions.

Ladybird I follow since it’s an entirely new browser engine and can help restore a little democracy to the web, but why Floorp? I’m looking through its website and it seems to be a more customizable Firefox, which is nice, but doesn’t seem particularly revolutionary (and forks of Chromium/Firefox are kinda a dime a dozen).

Bedroom’s missing a toilet

I jumped in to the Win11 beta and really liked it, they finally got most of the control panel into the new settings architecture and I never once had to dig deep into things to adjust something small, a lot of stuff that took finagling just worked.

And now I fucking hate it. The release version is jammed so full of bullshit features and useless AI junk that it is an active hindrance to whatever I’m trying to do. And more and more stupid fucking bugs bubble up in to the desktop and never get addressed, all while I get pop up after pop up urging me to try some bullshit new feature.

I already had one foot into Linux with my desktop but kept this because it was a Surface and nice at some point, but my next buy has to be a Linux 2-in-1, I can’t deal with Microsoft’s horseshit any longer.

I do want to emphasize that for the moments that it was unadulterated by rent-seeking, the new Win11 actually was kinda great.

Oh, yes, I’m sure they’ll follow through on their pinky promise to be civil like they have every other time in history when they get the chance to dig in. And I’m also sure that Trump will happily not veto a democratic bill to make an example or anything.

I’ll name them, though I don’t condone violence since that almost always martyrs them and makes things worse. Just will be happy when they die of old age or McDonald’s.

USA edition:

• Trump
• Stephen Miller
• Russell Vought

Int’l edition:

• Trump
• Putin
• Xi

Really, Matt? Nothing else, like how you went scorched-earth on WPEngine and caught a lot of people in the crossfire and destroyed a lot of goodwill in the process? Nothing comes to mind?

Notice he is still Prince Andrew, which is just about the only title that most people know him by.