I had a manager tell me that my unproductive time was right on the borderline once, like 1 more minute of unproductive time and I would be getting coached. Then casually mentioned that the timer resolution is down to 6 seconds, so I was actually 24 seconds off coaching. The same manager wanted to have a company representative (aka a company Doctor) present for my Doctors appointment when I got diagnosed with Shingles, since people in their 30s can’t get Shingles according to her Telco middle manager training. My Doctor offered to have his lawyer present at the same appointment and they backed off, I miss that guy.

Oh, oh no. I’m having severe flashbacks to working in a call center. Quick someone tell me the company pays me to turn around the customer within a reasonable time, and that I should be balancing my call metrics, having a near perfect FCR, NPS and hold time doesn’t excuse me having an AHT 40% higher than my colleague who is getting coached around dropping every call that seems more than middling complex.

I feel like Ryan isn’t getting the full experience unless Sharon has 2 levels of middle management over her in that office alone, all 3 levels trying desperately to justify their existence.

I’m going to express some solidarity with OP here. I feel like there is some unconscious bias affecting their visualisation, in no small part due to my first blush reaction being “that kinda makes sense”. On Earth at sea level we are used to ice being rigid enough that we don’t expect tidal forces to distort it at the same rate as it affects neighbouring water, however as OP pointed out tidal forces in the Jovian system are colossal compared to what we are familiar with.

We also expect our atmosphere to rush in to fill any available space, even though that’s only true at surface level (give or take a few meters) its counter intuitive to think about different paradigms of atmosphere if you haven’t trained those reflexes.

Its kinda like the hottest parts of he Earths core being hotter than a large amount of the surface of he sun. That boggles my mind, but once I understood the caveats of that statement and the science involved it made a lot more sense, even if it wasn’t intuitive.

Have they considered having a conservative American grifter write a book about it and handing it to the wife of a South Australian politician… I hear that gets solid results.

I really hope we aren’t dumb enough to contribute protection money to that pudding brain Mafia Don.

There is no redeeming feature of paying the money up, it’s just a chance to be part of Trump’s sycophant club.

I knew a Penthouse Pet when I was a regular/part of the furniture in a strip club got to know her pretty well and drove her to and from home and the airport a couple of times.

A few months after meeting her on a quiet night while having a bit of a banter with her she disputed the correct spelling of my name. I bet her a coffee date she was wrong, added a stipulation she had to wear jeans and a t-shirt not any of her usual wardrobe.

I won, we had coffee a couple of days later, she turned up in denim shorts so cut off she was risking being done for indecent exposure and a t-shirt that looked like it was purchased from the kids section.

I spent our “date” getting the expected looks from every other guy in the cafe wondering how the ugliest guy in the place was with the girl who looked (and dressed) like a pornstar. Was fun. Glad I don’t move in those circles anymore.

Still kinda entertaining to me that I was at the strip club 2-3 nights a week for a good 7 months when I was unemployed and had no money, use to pick up odd jobs for the bar and get dancers rates on my drinks cause I was friends with the management. Once I was working and had money I pretty much stopped going entirely.

Oh I am painfully aware.

Just ban gambling companies from operating in Australia already. If we can ban social media for under 16s based on some barely coherent conservative masturbatory book that ascribes all the angst and doom that young people feel to that one easy scapegoat. Imagine how much more conviction our pollies should have against outlawing a borderline criminal enterprise that is literally propped up on the misery of addicts.

Well jokes on them, if RAM prices maintain their current trajectories nobody will start their computers anymore as we will all be considering the degradation of the individual RAM chips and how that will impact our retirement RAM nest egg.

Across all my machines and the parts box I have about 2.5tb of RAM right now. Looking forward to selling that and retiring in a couple of years.

Not a big comment, but my wife says “Well done you!”

I was made redundant 6 months before the pandemic by a large telco. During the process I was offered career counselling so the company could tick off the requirement to provide assistance with redeployment. The sum total of their counselling effort was to provide an eLearning module on how to create and optimise a LinkedIn profile.

I bluntly told them that LinkedIn was a contributing factor in my redundancy as it allowed productivity black holes to move from company to company “right-sizing” the workforce and actively engaging with it held the same appeal as sawing my left arm off without the assistance of anaesthesia.

7 months later I was contacted by an entirely different bunch of HR drones begging me to come back to work at the company as the pandemic hitting had revealed how desperately understaffed and brittle it was with little to no ability to adapt to changing circumstances. Explaining to them that I would happily come back for a salary equal to that of the executive in charge of HR with a 5 year contract got me an incredulous response. When I pointed out they wanted me to quit the job I had found (entirely on my own) that paid better, with better hours, less responsibility and more time with my family to return to a job with a company that hired contracted HR goons to fire as many people as possible to goose the share price they acted genuinely befuddled.

TLDR: In my experience LinkedIn is a quasi cult that exists solely to benefit the management class. If it was shutdown today and the top 20% of users by engagement were thrown into a dungeon and never allowed out nothing of value would be lost and the world would actually function better.

Imagine any other media content where you had these sorts of restrictions placed on you.

You may only watch this movie in a theatre with armed guards walking the aisles to ensure you don’t record it on your phone. You must also endure a studio driven survey before you may enter. Approved snacks are posted on the list below, you must eat at least 4 items from this list. If you are unhappy with any of the terms you may only address them through arbitration, no class actions allowed!

This is why piracy is a service delivery issue.

My maths teacher back in the late 90s had his little side job doing Cricket stats. He always described it that way. Imagine my surprise when he came clean one day and mentioned he made more money from 8 hours a week doing Cricket stats than he did from 40+ hours a week teaching. He “jokingly” asked if I had made my first million a year after I graduated, mentioned it to my mum and she told me he had turned a $100k inheritance into his first million 2 years later thanks to buying some property in the path of a resort 6 months before planning application was submitted at age 18.

I was trying to solidify a joke about beating up people who are pro-AI, but just can’t get the timing right.

But I do have a question for someone who can apparently see things from both sides. Do you think that people’s perceptions and engagement would be different if “AI” was marketed as natural language processing coding / programming expert system.

I feel like some of the visceral pushback against “AI” would be reduced if we didn’t all have to pretend there was actual intelligence in operation. Plus it would seem more like the successor to context aware code completion, rather than the successor to the individual sat at the keyboard.

Ha… Hahaha… Mwuaghahahahahahaha… He he… Bahahahahahahaha

Just need to crack $12 billion, no challenge there right. For a product people don’t really seem as taken by as they hoped.i keep seeing them anticipate breaking even in 2030. If they have sufficiently damaged people’s cognitive abilities by 2030, then sure why not. I think the bubble will burst before that becomes even remotely possible.

Hard disagree, at some point investors are going to start asking these AI companies when they will be done burning cash and when the profits will start rolling in. Arguably OpenAI is already starting to see these concerns. If the US gets a new government at some stage there might be enough political will to draw a line in the sand with NVidia and tell them to stop manipulating markets. Finally there may be some pushback against datacenters literally killing the areas they are built in. What we are seeing is a fraud against the world originating from a group of hyper rich arseholes that may last a surprisingly long time, but eventually they will need to pay the piper.

I did have someone tell me this has all the hallmarks of the space race. We are going to see enormous amounts of efforts and resources thrown into AI only for these pioneers to realise there is no clear way to monetise at which point all that energy will be redirected, until then China keeps on egging the US on to make them increasingly commit more and more of their economy to a concept that is going to be a lead anchor on the country left holding the bag.

To expand a little Australian politics has a bad habit of coming up with grandiose solutions to problems that they can push for headlines then worrying about details afterwards. If we had GDPR like privacy and data security laws in place before this it would be better. If we had a clear and understandable reporting system for data breaches, better again. If we had actual education programs to demystify and explain Internet awareness and literacy. If we had control over the scope of data harvesting.

But no we jump straight to the headline, details and workability can come sometime later.

Oh cool we solved identity theft then, right? Right? Seriously this is a poorly veiled mechanism to have Internet usage tied to specific identities, the people pushing for it are not even going to be the public faces we see doing the pushing. I also find it really telling that they have weaponised the grief of a mother who lost a child to suicide after sustained online bullying, but are choosing to ignore the fact that youth advocates are outright telling them that loss of online safe spaces and community will be jeopardising the safety of marginalised kids such as the LGBTQI+ community. How many suicides is an acceptable trade off for them?

My own kids will be forced to log out of YouTube, this makes it harder for me to monitor their usage as now it will all be anonymous and as much as I can helicopter around them at home, as the government seeming wants me to do, I won’t be able to see any of the content they are consuming when I am not directly behind them. The current method is so smooth and frictionless that the kids don’t bother with finding workarounds, the new system…

My take, leave the kids logged in with accounts and start holding social media companies accountable for the content they provide. It will be imminently more traceable when this stuff is reported and knowing they could be fined hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars when they fail their subscribers might convince these companies to do better.

Lastly, the government is already seeing alternatives spring up to take over these niches in the ecosystem. The fact that the ban hasn’t even gone into effect yet and the whack-a-mole has already begun really says something. The only way these current laws can be salvaged once this cycle starts will be to institute blanket bans, rather than targeted. When every website with a comment section begins to ask for ID things are going to get messy, at that point OpSec goes out the window.

Apparently the eSafety commissioner can bring fines of up to $850k per user whose data has been mismanaged, but I don’t see that happening. Discord leaked a bunch of details recently and to the best of my knowledge all that was required of them was a pinky promise to try harder.

Have you seen the weather system down in Antartica that’s driving those temperatures though? Shouldn’t complain as it’s keeping my tank topped off but I could do with a few more days of mid 20°+.

They don’t that would be old people social media. Snapchat and Tiktok on the other hand… Maybe some Instagram.