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  • neoman4426@fedia.iotoRPGMemes @ttrpg.networkClassic
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    4 months ago

    Whenever I see any of this guy’s work I always think of the one that was so absolutely vile even he stopped selling it. Guy’s molesting his daughter, a neighbor finds out, and instead of reporting or anything, wants in. Daughter comes up positive on an STD test at a checkup, and the doctor confronts the guy. Instead of reporting, doctor’s a Jack Chick brand Christian, so just prays with him. Guy goes home and tells his wife about what he’d been doing, and how it’s all okay, because a dead Jewish guy forgives him, so no need to suffer any actual consequences. Wife admits she knew and had been abusing the daughter for having the audacity to be molested. They call the daughter in, and she’s not a teenager or anything as might have been assumed which would be bad enough, but a straight up toddler. So she’s got a possibly lifetime illness, a lifetime of trauma, but it’s all okay, because Jesus.










  • Then you’d get Speaker Mike Johnson, who bent the rules of time and space to declare that the entire year is just one day so they don’t have to confront Donald’s abuse of power, but they still get paid for the whole year. And also started the House’s vacation early so they didn’t have to vote on the release of files on Donald’s best friend. And has this weird thing where he apparently forces his son to get a notification whenever he’s watching porn. Says it’s for accountability or some shit, but could get around whatever system they’re using easily, so probably just turns him on.


  • He thinks Hannibal Lecter is real, dead, and a fan of his. He’s obviously fictional, neither the character in any media he’s been portrayed in or any of the actors who portrayed him have died, and the character’s second most well known trait (you know, after the whole cannibal thing) is his absolute disdain for rude, vulgar people, and none of the actors have displayed a fondness for Donald either. His closing message before the election was about how much he loved deceased golfer Arnold Palmer’s apparently enormous dick.




  • If someone’s going with the assumption it wasn’t Epstein who did it to himself, Donald would logically be the number one suspect. Here we have Jeff Epstein’s best friend, who admitted he had the same “On the younger side” tastes (in addition to on his own time bragging that if he found someone attractive he sexually assaults them and he’ll get away with it because he’s famous, but you aren’t allowed to use that confession against him because he was in a locker room when he said it), and was in charge of the prison where he died, wished the woman who trafficked for Jeff, sometimes from Donald’s shithole club, well, explicitly said he probably won’t release files on Epstein because of “false accusations”, and is now doing everything he can to make good on that not releasing them.





  • One of those interesting facts I like and will bring up sometimes, the pound and the gram aren’t just different scales for the same thing since the pound is the measure of weight or force and the gram is the measure of mass. In the vast majority of cases most people encounter in everyday life they’ll be roughly interchangeable if you convert, most things being done at roughly 1g with extremely minor variations for location that won’t come up unless you’re doing super precise measurements, buoyancy won’t come into play for majority of things most people are measuring in day to day, etc.


  • Interestingly, as written the pile of bones can be any pile of bones, since the Humanoid restriction parses to only being applied to the corpse section, confirmed in the Sage Advice Compendium for 5e (the wording of the spell has not been substantially changed in 5.5 for that part, only changing what the group does when you don’t issue a command. Though I don’t think that’s included in 5.5’s SAC so far). So if you have enough, like, chicken bones to arrange into the size for the skeleton statblock, that RAW works.