This is great but there are some unlabeled sections, and the text size could be a bit more consistent

Dad is incredulous kiddo can’t find a partner even with wider dating pool

No, they’re right. People are much more likely to be jealous/skeptical/dubious of a same-sex metamour/ex/fling than opposite.

Couldn’t they just not state their sexuality openly, but tailor it for whoever they’re talking to?

F-F “oh I love women”

M-M “I’m into guys like you”

M-F “you’re my type”

F-M “oh, you’re very attractive”

No lies necessary

The fourth point is grammatically a bit awkward; not sure what it’s saying

Not limited to children. At my last job I imagined dumping my drink on my seated coworkers many times.

The first step of being not a moron is to recognize that not everyone in the same country has the same political positions

Dental plan!