Project 2025 documents a plan to systematically take apart the apparatus of the federal government, and that’s exactly what they’re doing.

But he said he didn’t know anything about that! Surely the guy who’s been famous for decades for lying all the time about everything wouldn’t lie about that, would he?

You DID get the orange pedo out. And then you voted him back in, knowing exactly who and what he was. The rest of us now have to assume that the US is never more than four years from absolute batshit malignancy.

He threatened to annex Canada.

-destroy Canada and take it for himself.

I know that’s basically what you said, but “annex” is too fancy a word for the folks who don’t get why we’re so pissed off about it.

Try to keep up with me here: what if you could put out the fire and vacuum at the same time?

There was a YT documentary about the difference between Japan and the US. Basically it boiled down to kids in Japan actually being taught how to deal with food in a healthy manner.

But Michelle Obama tried something similar in the US and people lost their fucking MINDS. Healthy food is communism!

Oppo killed and ate OP a long time ago. They’ve just been wearing their skin like a suit up to this point, but their true nature is obvious at this point.

You don’t even need to do that much, if you promise Donnie some of the “revenue”.

Which is why they’re very carefully avoiding Texas, I suspect.

Trump previously: “Take the guns first, go through due process second.” (actual quote)

Trump today: “Take the homes first, go through due process second.”

It’s not so much a kill switch as the F-35 being a hangar queen, needing a steady and constant supply of parts and software updates. That itself is a good reason to reconsider the purchase, though.

The one who commented on Trump’s lack of moral compass, yes.

Well, the cancer died, too. So technically it was a tie.

Yeah, it could be that his final, worthwhile contribution to humanity was to be a line on a spreadsheet.

Clay Bennett makes good toons. Even the art itself is decent.

He’s had weird problems since the 90s… focal dystonia, spasmodic dysphonia, that kind of thing. I’m suspecting that those things were symptoms of more subtle neurological problems. It sounds like he’s always been a jackass, but brain damage does often correlate with swings towards conspiracy and “reactionary conservative” leanings.

Well, in Timmy’s defence, being against CSAM really does appear to target one specific political party at the moment…

“It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.”

Some countries would have literally had her shot for that kind of thing.

Granted, that’s a really short sentence…

Peace of the grave, maybe…