I (squanch/marklar/aladeen) this meme format. 👍

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Maximum Derek.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

That’s not 100% accurate. Some of them aren’t rich, several of them aren’t old, and a few of them aren’t white.

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’ve never heard that joke before, but that’s brilliant.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

“Have a nice death, baby”

Lance’s double-finger-point gesture became one of my most deeply-ingrained childhood mannerisms.

It’s plateaus all the way down.

It’s not great, not terrible.

That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!

At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.

Wololo

Looks a bit like Dave Foley to me.