It costs 1 blue mana to summon them I guess

Yeah come on OP let us test what you’re saying.

John Howe is the take on this scene. He was the concept artist for the entire LOTR trilogy and his illustrations have been iconic since he started putting them out.

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

What a weirdly aggressive comment, calm down. It’s a comment section on the internet, don’t get so emotional.

Sounds like it’s time to stick him in a home

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Small, very concentrated convection ovens. I have both a medium sized convection oven and an air fryer. They do different things well.

I can bake stuff in my convection oven but would never try to get a crisp fried chicken from it.

I don’t even need to put salt on my rice. It’s great on its own just boiled.

The best coffee is made of two things: coffee beans and good quality water.

My dad’s place still has a gigantic plasma TV from 2000 that takes up maybe 1/3rd of the room it’s in. Great picture, great sound. Completely impractical.

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

So long as they’re hurting the right people

This was 100% an AI-rewritten article lmao

Addiction is a hell of a thing

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors’ emotional scars. Peoples’ standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.

Do it. All of the wizards in Discworld are hilarious in their own way.

That’s a nice fuckin stick right there, king

This is just Mustrum Ridcully

That M is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this scenario