“Well, now that you mention it…”

What happened? Did it get DDOS’d?

I shower every two or three days.

I am not a doctor, but you should see one because that should not sting.

No soldier left behind.

Non shampoo days?

On weekends I don’t use deodorant so in the shower my armpits get a refresh.

That’s not a proper answer.

Perfect, of course.

Meh.

Timestamp?

How do you hear words through the screams of the tortured?

Not until Thursday.

Where do I find that?

No, it was a day trip and my job starts up again on Tuesday.

How’s your wood?

You put way too much trust into fake meat.

What?

I missed the mark on going there, but it would have been cool.

The closest that I got was axe throwing.