Enjoy your mortal Kombat without blood you Nintendo fanboy lol.

I get a chuckle about Ultra sound images as well. It’s fine if a woman wants to post those photos of her insides on the Internet. But I’m the bad guy if I say “Jessica pop that pussy open let’s see it in person.”

Looks like you

Yeah imagine instead of crying you don’t like something and jerkos censor it. You just block it like an adult.

Hail Jim Tri dinos in one.

Science it’s what plants crave!

Chris Titus? https://christitus.com/windows-tool/

Lol ok I get it you’re all Car-o-sexuals. It’s cool but can you guys just keep it to your bedrooms and rest stops?

So total fucking silence? I swear to God it’s like the call to stroke each other off for you guys.

Mr. Monkey subjectively your finely tuned v8 sounds like a 400lb basement dwelling gorilla someone has fed laxatives and recorded from the bottom of a well used coachella porta potty.

Think of the most annoying sound you know. Whether it’s country music, rap, lawnmower before 8am on sat, etc that is your “good noises” sound like.

Fuck Ronald Reagan.

I think you should take the entire ration of gov supply meth. Oh sheeeeet I believe you already did.

Laughs at your healthy diet. Like Cheetos for vitamin C and vitamin A comes from Applebee’s? God favorite fruit!

It’s like a purse just for men.

Another tragic victim of Kevin Sorbo’s Disease .

Hey man, it’s your neighbor, I hate to tell you this but there isn’t any kids in that house anymore the entire family perished in a fire a year ago. The whole block has been quiet since.

How about you promise to remove your build in spyware?

Finally I won’t miss a moment of pornhub.

The amount of smart people who don’t understand this is mind boggling.