Is no fruit sacred to tech nerds

Oh god - anything but ICE ICE

What’s the short code for Golden showers?

Not enough emojis

I don’t know if I’d expect them to all be in one place. Each certificate might be tired to a certain niche.

I have no idea what I’m talking about but maybe:

Ham radio license.

Drone pilot license.

And I’m sure someone will correct me if those aren’t achievable online.

Did you want more hentai detective erotica or something?

By issuing a free copy to all the employees laid off this week and crediting it as unemployment assistance on the books….?

What’s the ttl

Living longer in my 20s or 30s sounds more efficient – sure.

The future is an AI powered dildo or buttplug to detect this. With a subscription of course.

Your hatred for her is so seething that you created a new account for it – respect.

Uhhhh - sorry if I’m dumb.

So these are witness statements(?) - are these linked to any kind of court cases that have since been finalized or are these statements for some kind of future court case?

Or does this all get swept under the rug?

RIP Home Alone mom

Robot army is the new meta

You’re funny.

That is an impressively shitty thing to do.

Oh…. rereading – you’re not certain if it’s deadlifting versus just weightlifting. To be clear – deadlifting is impressively shitty - dropping dumbbells is just usual shitty.

I’d be more concerned about the cost of the equipment to heat up and take the thing apart. Is that a concern?

Briefly watch a live stream last night and gas canisters were being lobbed back and forth in close proximity. So seeing this image isn’t “overblown” to me.

He stands non chance at winning the midterms

You would think people would have learned not to think like this by now.

A semi or multiple rear axles would also help.