“head in the deep fryer” is honestly the only death in any friday the 13th movie that stuck with me

they just assumed it was one of hunter biden’s kids and waved it through

he ded

he’s been playing in his dad’s closet, he’s gonna be in so much trouble!

His brain is tapioca.

i’d like to have this spontaneously visually verified in the middle of a public appearance

well, you heard the boss, time to get out

there actually is one https://www.gofundme.com/f/tj-sabula-is-a-patriot

if they’re anything like my friends and family, just say something like “sounds like a good birthday/christmas gift idea” and give it about 24 hours, they’ll forget they even asked. at that point you can either make it or not.

i wonder if the kids will call him skelly bonelli

final fantasy 11

regardless what they teach you in school

IT BEGINS!

homer and barney train to be astronauts. barney gets chosen over homer to go to space, but goes nuts when he has champagne which we soon learn was non alcoholic

i “just dealt with it” for 3 decades, but finally getting medication has been a huge help. your therapist can’t prescribe medication, a psychiatrist has to do that. see if you can get a referral.

i’d change that law if i could.

correct!

call marge

re: horror

one year for global game jam i made “morse code hero” which is exactly what you’d think, but i also added a “chaos” slider to shake the camera at an adjustable intensity every time you tapped the screen. it had a text to morse converter to build out your own levels but had famous morse code transmissions already built in.

in case there are others who have never heard this term before

Code-switching is the practice of selectively switching between languages during a conversation, a phenomenon that’s deeply familiar to bilingual and multilingual people in the U.S.

i’d like to use this occasion to announce my retirement, undefeated, from the world of video boxing

from the episode where lisa is sad and meets the jazz man

- nicolas cage

i’m sure if we all hit the pavement and go country to country we’ll find someone willing to buy our exports. there’s plenty of money out there for people who are willing to work for it