Any improvement is good improvement. All of the “that’s it?” comments are wild

Ayy my hometown. Awesome to see this. Haven’t been back in quite to a while

“In the secretary” -the boss probably

It’s not safe for young couches

“Mssss Kittyyyyyyy, you are so pretttttyyyyy” with various versions of repeated “oh so pretty ms kitty”

I could see quitting guy slowly putting extra nuggies in a bag for himself over the course of the day and decided to hand it over to dog dude because he liked the name ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You’re welcome.

I do see thought emporium did reverse nilered so I guess I’ll have to watch that now

Put some respect on Nile’s name

Imagine poorly cropping the image for extra comedic affect

So true. That’s why I Epstein filed the image. Now they really have something to complain about!

Because breaking it makes zero difference to my mouth and it taste good

Hell yeah I always break my spaghetti in half and I will never apologize for doing so

present me FUCK YEAH DAIRY
future me while shitting violently FUCK PAST ME

This just in, whyNotSquirrel LIKES that there are pedophiles. More at 11

Be the change you want to see. On my phone so it’s shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don’t worry guys, professional image editor here to save the day and stop incognito man from seeing what you’re doing (I covered his eyes trust me bro)

So many memories Christmas shopping in malls with my grandparents/grandfather especially. He may have been a shite father but he was a decent grandfather and I miss him

I’m so uwued right now

de-censored

Mastodon is based for that, the caption is shit