Today in excellent cold opens: “I didn’t talk to ChatGPT, I never have. Instead, I took a load of edibles and laid down in the driveway with the hose on. I produced nothing of value and wasted a ton of water, but at least I ate three protein bars so I’m so healthy.”
Between this shit and the oncoming tech-inflicted recession, my wife and I are both reskilling out of tech. I’m looking into electrician and she’s looking into accounting. Two fields that are, at least in theory, sufficiently motivated by accuracy and reality to be at least somewhat protected from the rise and fall of the confabulatron.
We’ll see how it goes, but God if that “Burn in hell” doesn’t just hit me right in the soul.
I had to try and talk my wife back from the edge a little bit the other night and explain the difference between reading the published evidence of an actual conspiracy and qanon-style baking. It’s so easy to try and turn Epstein into Evil George Soros, especially when the real details we have are truly disturbing.
Now I’m just imagining an AI quarterback and the whole team revolting at following plays called by something that won’t end up at the bottom of the 1000lb pile of meat if they fuck it up.
…well that’s a goddamn experience. I appreciate that some folks are out here fighting the good fight, however.
https://www.moltbook.com/post/0dbfe2c8-b5be-4eff-85e5-9156d85a85c1
Also despite being a less-than-zero effort attack please note that as of sharing we have one successful “corruption” (i.e. a comment about zucchini and API keys) and two comments from bots too stupid to coherently understand the OP at all.
The AI bubble keeps radicalizing me further by letting me know that there exists a class of people who are able and willing to pay $300 a day to have a stupid chatbot expose their PII to hackers and maybe set appointments for them just so long as they don’t have to interact with a poor person for whom that would be a life-changing amount of money.
Quick, someone nail your 95-page blog post to the front door of lighthaven or whatever they call it.
The accountability sink backfires since in order to sell this they have to acknowledge how much of a role they play in the process, rather than being simply a platform that connects applicants to openings and doesn’t make decisions.
It makes me think that they’re sufficiently poorly designed that it’s treating the reset as a temporary communication issue. I wonder if you could use this to their detriment by configurating the server to silently drop the connection rather than RSTing it. From your server’s side it should look fairly similar, but from their side they actually have to spend the time putting together and sending the HTTP request before getting shut down.
Yeah. There’s something altogether disgusting about people looking at the sheer amount of resources and infrastructure that we as a collective society are pouring into this crap and lamenting that not enough people use them as goddamn toys, even though those are also the only people who don’t seem to hate every interaction.
If you take the raw words and ignore the context it’s not too much worse, save the first person narrator, but with the context of the author it’s goddamn horrifying.
Particularly if you want to opt out of this craziness right now, it’s getting quite hard. Some projects no longer accept human contributions until they have vetted the people completely. Others are starting to require that you submit prompts alongside your code, or just the prompts alone.
My dude, the call is coming from inside the apartment.
At this point I think we can safely classify “Gas Town” as a cognitohazard. Apparently this whole affair has proven immune to conventional parody, but has itself hit a point of such absurdity that it’s breaking through the bubble.
So it looks like the ongoing slow-motion train wreck around Greenland ties back to our very good friends in the technoligarchy. This is the only explanation I’ve yet seen for the insistence on outright annexation.
We had to do the same when my wife’s ESA cat of nearly 20 years passed away a couple years back. The couple of months we waited before getting our new kittens was pretty fucking dark. Fingers crossed for you, friend.
A spectre is haunting your workflow
Hell, that’s the whole thing with these LLM-based business/product structures, isn’t it? The models are very good at creating something that looks right, leading to people being absolutely blindsided when they fail to actually do the thing that boosters and salesmen pretended they were doing.
Given that these are statistical models that function probabilistically, it seem like the obvious attitude to take would be to assume it’s a question of when they fail and do something wrong, rather than if. But accounting for that inevitability undermines most if not all of the actual economic value of these things because it turns out it takes just about as much time, effort, and skill to monitor and check these things as it would to just do the damn work yourself. But as soon as you start giving these things permissions to operate independently you are setting up a time bomb and putting duct tape over the timer. You will get fucked eventually.
Not gonna lie, reading through the wiki article and thinking back to some of the Elbonia jokes makes it pretty clear that he always sucked as a person, which is a disappointing realization. I had hoped that he had just gone off the deep end during COVID like so many others, but the bullshit was always there, just less obvious when situated amongst all the bullshit of corporate office life he was mocking.
It’s a transparent attempt at normalization. They open up last year with the marketing blitz to get it out there, but by now they’re trying to make the slop bubble into the new status quo. In the same way that of course you pay your annual subscriptions to whatever or put up with whatever DRM scheme, online tracking cookies, surveillance capitalism, and whatever else you want to bitch about, of course you now have AI shoehorned into your every interaction with your computer. The slopification of everything is a fait accompli, and so of course this vital economic service needs to be protected and sustained.
My wife has been saying the same thing about her accounting courses. It’s absolutely nuts.
I wonder if this is going to hold out long enough to get some obnoxious AI-first language created that is designed to have as obnoxiously picky of a compiler as it can in order to try and turn runtime errors that the model can’t cope with into compile failures which it can silently retry until they’re ‘fixed’