How can this help here?

This is what a living Turducken looks like and you cannot convince me otherwise.

You guys know what V was trying to make happen, right? RIGHT?!

You saw V-Sauce’s video, didn’t you?

How does that help with my issue?

Greedy fucks.

Here’s my take

I had to look it up.

It’s like an evaluation or restrospective analysis that you do after an IT incident has taken place, like all company servers being down for hours.

So I guess the joke here is that the guy has lost almost all his hair due to the stress of the incident.

No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

Spanish would never pull this BS on you.

I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!

Ah, I see you’re using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

Imagine if hospitals used this logic with patients…

Ah, it’s green(ish) again

The app will probably get false positives anyway.

The METALCHAD

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So Windows 11 has a built-in keylogger!