WokePalpitoad [he/him]
I just want you to know,
I’m woke Palpitoad now. I’m doin’ Natural-Gropius politics.
I’m organizing my community via the Castelia City Pokecenter.
I’ve literally become a Pokemon Master via the Unova League.
What are you doing? Yeah, that’s what I predicted you’d say with my Alakazam. Don’t bother admitting me to this forum, I’ve already perfectly simulated it with Future Sight.
You ban me in 6 months for saying Hoenn needs to be a water-covered planet and deserves Kyogre’s torrential downpour with no counter-argument.
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WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•Would be nice if a single user here noticed and did something about me almost getting replaced by a doppleposter.English
2·6 days agoYou will never be rid of me.
WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•[CW: Epstein stuff] Elon doesn't understand coded languageEnglish
8·7 days agoNot happy to say it. But critical support to using a Blackberry to Elon Musk.
WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from January 26th to February 1st, 2026 - A Powerless UkraineEnglish
17·7 days agoI accidentally stumbled onto a BBC article in pidgin english and thought I was having a stroke.
WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•[CW Misogyny, SA] Ghislaine was the most toxic of girlfriendsEnglish
22·7 days agozoomer bill clinton. only uses discord. oh no …

WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Parenti haters are coping hard after their pro US state Anarchist professor got caught in the didler's list.English
50·7 days agoLet me whip out some IdPol like pocket sand.
WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netOPto
videos@hexbear.net•Sublo and Tangy Mustard - Catering (S3E5)English
1·7 days agoMarkham, Ontario mentioned.
NiGHTS is cannonically non-binary because they wanted people to relate to them equally.
WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Freedom Road Socialist Organization - Novo General Megathread for the 30th of January to 6th of February 2026English
9·8 days agoWhat did all of those game devs that were like “we’re going to make a game with blockchain technology” like 3-5 years ago - especially a bunch of Japanese devs - what did they think it actually was? Because they weren’t talking about it like it’d use crypto currency. And a lot of these are coders and stuff, or people who are around computers a lot at least, so it’s not as if they are unable to understand what it is. It was really bizarre. A lot of people fall for hype even when you’re pressing them they don’t seem to realize they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netOPtoart@hexbear.net•Pokemon card art of the day.English
5·8 days agoAbleism. Make him away, todds.

WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•PieFed vs Lemmy. What say you?English
4·8 days agoI crave this herculean demi-mod status.
WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•I'm not sure about this one, Mr. PresidentEnglish
27·8 days agoAbleism. Mods, take it away.
WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
askchapo@hexbear.net•Gonna try to kick YouTube from my viewing habits, what's some slop that I can download to my phone to listen to while I drive instead?English
7·8 days agoOn the bright side, I’d started using alternate ASCII characters to keep my digital files and folders sorted and pretty, like using the raised colon ˸ and reverse solidus ⧸ . So I’m pretty pleased about that. Linux allows the slash but I don’t know about the colon.


No, you need to ban me. And that’s final.