thank god

my new 100 dollar computer chair will get here before then so i’ll have some brief comfort

Yeah it just doesn’t work so great sometimes

idk the tips of the tomatoes opposite the stalk connection are turning black

on that note does anyone know anything about foliar calcium sprays, like, would that work good enough, I think the problem is I’ve just been hitting them with this miracle grow all purpose fertilizer which, upon reading, doesn’t seem to have calcium in it. I also put in some tomato fertilizer which probably does have calcium but I’m too lazy to go outside to read the bag, but either way I be havin’ some blossom end rotted up tomatoes. My cherry tomatoes are fine, it’s just the roma tomato plant

would I be better off putting egg shells into a blender and pouring that in

sorry for the crime of another pro- AI comment but I kinda like how I googled blossom end rot and the AI said a bunch of shit and then

"Important Note: Blossom-end rot is a common issue and not a reflection of poor gardening skills. "

like thank you robot i appreciate the encouragement even if you’re not sentient <3

literally their world’s version of Cain with the kinslaying

you can say yep now too, bobby

i AM a trusted adult, MOTHERFUCKER

mods this post is too horny

someone got sent pig poop balls and thought “this is what the communists want for us all, shittier poops on bigger balls with no end or VIRTUE”

what happens to a person to make this the product of their thinking

yeah but they were made by that asshole Feanor

The Palantir for which the company is named is one of Sarumon’s artifacts, a “seeing stone” which allows observation of the outside world and communication with distant beings. It is through this in the first place that Sarumon is first contacted by Sauron and convinced to become a collaborator with evil. Because Gandalf is out in the world grilling, he is vaccinated against such appeals, but because Sarumon just spends his life in his magic goon cave thinking about how powerful and smart he is, he’s easily brought over to Sauron’s side by flattery and logic like “actually it’s good to join the dark side because I can push Sauron left, and maybe even I could start my own dual power dark army, and even if the dark lord wins would that actually be so bad?” Sarumon is really the most interesting character and one of the best fictional portrayals of an elite fascist I can think of.

I went in and I’m like “i’m not gonna read all that” and I didn’t but I read this paragraph and lmfao “gandalf out there grillin’” while Sarumon “spends his life in his magic goon cave” thinking about how powerful and smart he is" lol i’m sorry I think that’s funny

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NVM GOT IT

emoji picker isn’t working when I need that jerking off hand emoji more than anything, immediately

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