WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]

“I worked hard to get the chance to kill people with drones” - Barack Obama

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Cake day: July 27th, 2020

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  • I’m hardly a diplomat but I’m legitimately getting increasingly mad thinking about all the ways I’d do this China trip better than this neoliberal automaton smh

    Like I’d bring so many cool curios as diplomatic gifts from various parts of the UK, acknowledge and lament Britain’s Imperialist past while looking forward to a mutually beneficial, cooperative future. I bet Keith isn’t even gonna bring up Shakespeare to Xi even though he’s a huge fan and it’s literally the most appropriate time to do so, the shit.

    If he starts trying to act like a badman over Taiwan I’m sending the Chinese embassy in London a fruit basket like a bizarro Drew Pavlou I swear

    Edit: Xi likes wine and Southern England has just started producing good wine (ignore climate change context), Kevin Stormfront has fumbled this entirely.