How is this helpful? I already knew Epstein was surrounded by PDF files.

More like “a little bit of redacted in my life”. He’s going to get locked up for his crimes.

So sexist. Men can be thots too. They can be whatever they want.

How is she still alive with no spacesuit? Did she train herself to hold her breath for an unusually long time through cunnilingus?

He probably thinks it only applies to women.

Imagine all the lives that could have been saved if only someone had made a billboard with a sternly written message for Hitler.

The other day I learned that I will no longer have to travel to America for work. I will instead have to travel to a country that doesn’t demand 5 year’s of social media history and active email addresses, deport you if you don’t hand over your electronic devices for inspection, or have armed forces that can shoot people without fear of being held accountable.

You don’t understand. The most powerless people among you who decided not to vote for genocide are the ones to blame for this. The Democrats were completely helpless. Not even Trump is entirely to blame. It’s the voters that are at fault.

Killer whores sounds way cooler than America deserves. I can’t help but hear killer whores and think of a reimagined Jack the Ripper storyline where 19th century London prostitutes avenge their murdered friends, and then imagine a reactionary YouTuber screaming about how woke it is.

How far do I have to travel in order to get across the message that you are not my fiance?

I’m going to travel half way across the world so I can look you in the eyes and tell you you’re not my roommate.

Nothing American about wokeness. It should be AlloCisHet Male Attorney, but you’re not allowed to say that anymore.

I’m sure I remember it being very different in the early 2000s. I recall buyers constantly saying changing your mind wasn’t a valid reason for a cancellation, and many of them would revoke your bid if you didn’t have positive feedback from at least 5 sellers.

I posted an older version some time ago. I’m sure they edited it because all the comments were talking about how stupid it was. They still haven’t realized that unions aren’t centrist, at least not in the anglosphere. But instead of actually gaining an understanding of things, they chose to just remove stuff.

Under capitalism, the government will take away your butt plug.

That makes sense. The thesis and antithesis are clearly opposing sides of the gender spectrum.

Can’t believe Nintendo transed one of the Mario siblings. Wokeness has gone too far.

But what about lube?

Thank you for reminding me about how my pre-teen fandom helped establish one of the Democratic Party’s most influential Zionist donors.

Revisionism. Fujoshi are the only otaku with revolutionary potential.