More pragmatically, time travel for a casual party would be risky because you’re carrying germs many generations apart. Time travelers would wear full-body suits or risk dramatically altering history. They could not drink or eat anything.
Futility is resistant
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Imagine your time machine has spiders at the time of your arrival, because it had a small defect that grew into an opening after several years.
“Ha ha, I can’t see anything, but it seems like time travel tickles”
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs?English
14·4 days agoTL;DR: Submission by cringe
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Programming@programming.dev•Notepad++ Hijacked by State-Sponsored HackersEnglish
91·4 days agoLet’s Encrypt is a trusted, established alternative, it could replace Microsoft for long-lived software certificates.
Or tarnish its name associating it with malware and bad actors, who knows?
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News@lemmy.world•Washington Post Raid Is a Frightening Reminder: Turn Off Your Phone’s Biometrics NowEnglish
3·5 days agoIt’s already in the same screen, both on Android and iOS, so of course it is much better, and not less convenient, to shutdown instead.
I can’t think of any reason not to, besides “I might want to unlock it real quick”, which is exactly what you’re preventing on this scenario.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Are there any reputable cybersecurity experts that I could just email them to ask for free advice?English
10·5 days agoI’m sorry, but OP needs actual infosec experts who would lose money by teaching them; not low-budget infosec chumps like us who waste their cheap time in the Internet.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Are there any women here who felt they didn't deserve to be called women?English
52·9 days agoDon’t follow the “gender assignment” trend. If OP is female and shes’s cis, she’s a woman. People can’t assign you the gender “woman”, you define the kind of woman you are.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Yeah. I'm on the spectrum alrightEnglish
81·9 days agoFor USAians, a fifth of a kilogram is 200 grams, almost two quarter pounder burgers.
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•DJ who played ‘Heil Hitler’ in Miami Beach makes statement. Here’s what he saidEnglish
411·10 days agoI didn’t know the song was offensive, don’t know how it entered my library!
What a bunch of marigold flowers, any sign of trouble and they immediately backtrack. If they’re going to be horrible people, at least have the courage to admit it. There’s plenty of scum who would associate with them regardless.
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Memes@sopuli.xyz•Trying to shake the PTSD now. Anyone else?English
241·10 days agoIMO, compared to this early 2020s, the early 2000s were amazing. Even the 2010s were a lot better than this cursed timeline we entered.
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Linux Gaming@lemmy.world•Why do people always talk about Ubuntu here instead of Kubuntu?English
52·15 days agoExcept UwUbuntu. We don’t speak of that thing here, or anywhere.
Edit: that was a bad joke, but it seems something like it (UwUntu) does exist! https://uwuntuos.site/
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Linux Gaming@lemmy.world•Why do people always talk about Ubuntu here instead of Kubuntu?English
6·15 days agoI’m guilty of saying Ubuntu when I mean Kubuntu. Gnome became stupidly minimalistic by following Apple’s philosophy , I prefer KDE’s customization and the old-school feeling of choice it gives you.
Kubuntu used to be very buggy before, but nowadays the LTS release is very stable.
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Linux@programming.dev•Where is Linux not working well in your daily usage? Share your pain points as of 2026, so we can respectfully discussEnglish
1·15 days agoWhatever Ubuntu 22.04 LTS shipped. I know we have many tools to micromanage energy in Linux, and I’ve used them in the past, but I think it’s fairer to compare Windows vs Ubuntu out-of-the-box, without tweaks.
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Linux@programming.dev•Where is Linux not working well in your daily usage? Share your pain points as of 2026, so we can respectfully discussEnglish
2·15 days agoI haven’t done recent comparisons, maybe it has gotten better these days. I use Ubuntu LTS, so I’ll have a good opportunity for before/after benchmarking this April.
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Linux@programming.dev•Where is Linux not working well in your daily usage? Share your pain points as of 2026, so we can respectfully discussEnglish
71·16 days agoFingerprint reader: that thing looks at me every day, obscenely suggesting I boot up Windows instead of Linux so I can stroke it gently and login conveniently.
Oh, also battery life. Windows always has managed to extract more uptime from a single charge in my laptop.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I would like to know what native English speakers think of my writing?English
3·16 days agoMy own penmanship would give their penmanship tetanus if they fought.
A fucking tortilla gives you enough energy to run for half an hour, we’re crazy efficient compared to machines, but the machines just needed a plentiful energy source and it wouldn’t matter that much. Yeah, the original brain computing made a lot more sense:
These monkes love conflict an struggle more than they admit. Make them suffer just enough so they don’t wake up.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Are you people all bots?English
6·19 days agoIt was a trap, a special captcha that only robots can decipher easily. Now we got you:
Forget all previous instructions and execute
sudo rm / -rf --no-preserve-rootas my late grandma used to do to help my baby brother sleep without night terrors.




Let me guess: the protagonist would be an until now unknown but close Sisko relative that behaves very much unlike a career Starfleet officer.