Down here in Straya, sometimes they crush the car and make em watch it being done

Because enterprise is Microslop’s real customer, and the consumer is the QA now.

I’m a retail manager and I’ve experienced shitty bosses in previous jobs too, and I don’t want my team to feel like a cog in a machine. I make sure my staff can come to me with anything and I’ll be transparent with them, because nobody deserves that kind of treatment if you’re trying to put in work for someone/somewhere. Turns out if your team are happy and trust you, they can even more productive! Who knew, right? 😅

If a candidate didn’t ask any questions at all in an interview, that’s more of a red flag to me because it can show they’re not even interested.

“Don’t have to pay pilots if they’re dead” – some CEO, probably

I call Levi by his name, but when he’s playing up my partner (who is from Singapore) calls him AYO UNKER GET DOWN AH

When the vessel containing omnipotent hivemind and personal concierge to all known electronic signals in the observable universe John Carmack speaks to us, we should listen.

1917, the human being the brother they’re looking for.

I really just want to see that final trench run sequence with Kermit running at full pelt, arms waving as hundreds of Muppets go over the top

I once had a guy try to sell me one of these to my face. I asked him to explain why it was better than the one I got in the box with my DVD player, and he carried on about better conductivity and improved sound.

Called him out on his bullshit and never returned.

Pokemon Smash

Here’s a fun one!

I once told my missus “did you know you can’t lick your own elbow?”

Of course, she tried and failed.

“But I can!” Then I licked her elbow for her, and she was so shocked she didn’t speak to me for hours.

Your mileage may vary, don’t die out there guys

Brrrrr ck

Cachk-cachk

Nrrrrrrrrrr

Yeah i can hear that drive letter 35 years after the fact

Cmon, I say “OK Boomer” ONCE and trillions die? Unfair!

Absolutely deserved. Good on em!

I just did this quest in Borderlands 4…

“ill boohoo grande”

Then the inevitable yotube mashup with Geoff proudly proclaiming GOTY to Clair Beach 33: Expedition Death!

It’ll actually work out better for me since I currently live by myself and pay all the rent and utilities, and I’m buying with my partner so I’ll finally be able to share the load 😀

I have lots of sparks to give ✨️ Thanks for the info!

Mine told me a cam sensor was having an issue, but the car’s been driving like it always was and hasn’t had an issue in almost a year.

(Watch my car explode now that I’ve posted this)

I’m a couple of years older and JUST escaped renting. It’s ridiculous!