I encased it in a dot file and enshrined it in my git, to be handed down to all my descendants (People that say hey cool desktop may I have your dotfiles?)

LMAO I am honestly flabbergasted at this post. What were they trying to do?

This, I worked at one of the most stickler for windows workplace for a while and every web office thing worked. The most trouble I had is with teams videos, but that is only because the h264 codec download link was broken, unrelated to Microsoft or Linux. I used Linux Mint Cinnamon and everything was fine.

Toaster ding

Blackmail payment

Thats exactly it, I was trying to put this into words. Looks like a lightswitch the landlord has been painting over for the last couple decades.

Why? What’s the play here?

Spontaneous Explosion (Ignore the mid-flight RPG warhead in the cabin at the time, that was an unrelated incident)

Like an Icelandic landscape.

64 GB ram you say?

GET HIM BOYS HE GOT RAM

But what if my cannibal raider gang’s members need a scalable, high availability image and video storage solution for their family albums?

Its just me using thousands of accounts! In fact, you’re just one of my alternative accounts too Muahahahaha

I am a pureblood and do all the computing I need in my head.

Search for whatever passes for a terminal in microslop machine

Top result is Terminal from 2018

As far as I can tell it is some kind of action thriller movie?

0/10 garbage experience

Movie was terrible also

Brave stand, I will stand side by side with you until the first signs of mild resistance or mockery from the world!

But I’m a compliant little bitch for POSIX daddy

Linux phones can’t come soon enough.

Woodchipper’s parked out back

Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours

Two phones.