TaleOfSam

Y’all should check out the Pendleton OR, chimpanzee attack!

I’d say!

If you ever get 4,585 miles (7378.84 km) to the east, you should check out their sister city, Dull, Scotland!

I got got on this one, holy shit

👌 mwah perfect. This one gets me every time

Came here to say the Nutmeg Tavern is the coziest place on the Internet, bar none ☕️

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

Life’s wild, my friend

[ Children’s screams have been removed ]

Haha I love fixing things no not that one

My-My neck is freakishly large-

Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

Meta willingly under-moderated across large swaths of east Asia and Africa, leading to unchecked rumors and tangible acts of genocide. Zuckerberg has compared himself to Augustus Caesar.

I think it’s acceptable to cut off a wildfire before it spreads.

I also choose that guys rice cooker