*MFW I just saved the universe for the 11th time and someone tries to court martial me.

“When I was a little girl, my mouth was always landing me in trouble”. 💀

Your mother, her legs wide open.

The door would fall over.

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Please be fair to Elon and acknowledge that he created this quote.

Glory to you, AND YOUR GATE

I can see Deanna’s nipples.

Risa reference in greentext too? You guys are everywhere.

Tbf the English have no regard for English people’s pain too.

Delete this now

I CUT THE POWER TO THEM ALL

None of this was made up.

No, like Saddam Hussein.

Did you learn from other positive male role models who weren’t in your life?

What the hell happened to my brain that I can imagine O’brien saying this with absolute clarity?

Noncredible soup

The actual Tom Scott here. OP literally loves nothing more than to constantly deepthroat donkey dick.

God I want to bang Gowron.

I wish I could explain, but I also don’t want to put myself on a watchlist. The bomb name Little Boy explains enough.