Man, three body problem is such a good show! I cannot wait for the second season and I just got the books

My dad installed a urinal in his bathroom. He loved it and never regretted the installation.

Two words for me. Read. Receipts. I have found that someone will inevitably text me and say, “why didn’t you respond?” Fucker. You texted me. Want me to actually engage with you? Call me. Otherwise you’re now at my mercy.

I prefer calling because it’s easy to silence and just let it go to VM if I am busy. Call back immediately and that’s usually a sign of being needed.

I fucking hated having roommates. Our house had two kitchens and you’d think that would solve a lot of the issues… Nope. Cat litter box. Garage. Shared backyard. Everything that could be mistreated, or used improperly, was.

It’s that way here in Seattle as well. When I moved here 18 years ago my now step brothers told me don’t ever use an umbrella unless you want to be mistaken as a tourist or gay. Too bad I already had that second one on lock.

In their defense, the gaybies on Capital Hill love umbrellas to preserve their look.

Parrot knows what’s up

Well shit, thanks for this!

One morning, a few weeks back, I made eye contact with someone who was obviously having a rough morning. I knew I shouldn’t engage but I also didn’t want to ignore them, so I gave a quick good morning. They promptly responded, “fuck your morning.”

I think of that interaction every day.

I grew up in the boat of not ever expecting any type of inheritance. Then my dad remarried and it is a thing, and that discussion that makes me really uncomfortable. I am in the first camp. I don’t feel any sense of ownership or entitlement to that money.

She wants to go on a fancy trip to Bali? Good for her.

New car? Awesome.

He raised me, that was his responsibility. He did a great job and that’s all I needed.

I am sure there will be something left but I’m not hedging all of my bets on it. Work bonus stays with me, though.

I’m sorry if this is worded weirdly; my dad passed away two years ago and I am still getting used to the past tense.

Routinely drive through NM, AZ, CA, OR, UT, NV, ID and WA and I’ve always seen, left lane for passing. Slower traffic keep right.

This is pretty cute and dry. If you can, move over. WA state has it written that any road with 2 or more lanes travelling in the same direction and left lane is for passing.

Some drive through ignorance.

He was so good in The Expanse. Probably the main reason we got into that show.

Even on a man, nice nipples are the piece of the pie.

I think you’re onto something here.

Fucking La Brea

I eat shrimp tails and will sometimes eat the shell as well, if the shrimp has been fried. Shrimp tails have so much flavour so will eat them regardless of preparation.

I seriously thought everyone did this until my husband pointed out how weird it was. I hate that tough little nub. Always get rid of the Kiwanus and then just go to town.

Krampus Elf Klaus Single all the Way for romantic schlock The Grinch Violent Night Terrifier 3 Whatever dumb new Xmas movie Netflix has

My in laws love A Christmas Story. One of my least favorites but I entertain

I always start chewing gum before a licensing exam. Minty gum and not fruit gum. It also helps me concentrate and eat less. When I was skinny skinny I chewed gum like a candy kid and worked retail.

Did you fuck my custard pie?!

We also have to worry about Volcanos, mainly Mount Rainier. That fucker is likely going to wipe out Orting, Puyallup and Eastern Tacoma/Fife. I5 is going to be impacted in a few spots. The entire region will be reeling from that explosion for weeks, if not months.

Another Carly Rae one:

Fake Mona Lisa

He was born in Vegas

The way she sings it, it sounds like

It’s morning fa**ots