There is no vaccine.

it’s clearly a cello.

props for the scale bar.

if he improves, by next week doctors hope to declare him dead.

The whole point of the Stupid Bowl is to eat the shit junk food in the ads, then take the drugs to digest them in the other ads, then get cancer surgery highlighted in yet other ads. Ask your doctor is this is right for you.

Kid Rock?

super expensive

rather than with the Chinese regime

This is when to stop reading.

… an expensive process that requires special equipment

It’s just heating the milk 162F for 30 minutes.

But the US is obsessed with drinking milk.

there is no more efficient rocket propellant, and there won’t be unless we get a new periodic table.

I hate atoms, you can’t trust them, they make up everything.

Judge of what? teenage wet T-shirt contest? nothing will happen.

oh, he denies it, ok then.

I was a scout, nah. We camped and helped old ladies at nursing homes.

You can get a tuner and a little PC to get HDTV over the air

but TV sucks, 80% ads for drugs.

Canada has border crossing points physically in CDN airports, like Toronto. It’s time to end that.

We really should rake those leaves.

Pixel hardware has been warm shit since the 6 and the bootloop bricking.

they already have 1000x more nukes than they need to burn the Earth.