Drink water before bed. Turn off internet on phone to not spam chats/drunk order something weird.

Stupid sexy sonic…

That’s what the water truck is for

Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.

Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.

Me: ummmmm

Ive been chatting to my brother and sister on signal for I thinkn3 years now. TODAY Sister asks me “is Brother on Signal too?” (They’ve been chatting on apple iMessage-text thing this whole time. Not knowing they are BOTH on signal, just not chatting through there)

Mom is starting to chat to me on signal, but its probably a 30% success rate at best. (Mom also on iPhone)

One day, apple will change their Terms and Conditions enough to kick my family enough to leave, but it is not this day…

He made a full frozen parody JUST for a throwaway, Dear Ryan parody. (And the whole Deer Ryan joke he made one time). Current YouTube still had its gems, bit not the same as peak Tyam Higa and Good Mythical Morning sketches.

Last uploaded 5 years ago

Dam you never ending, 1 direction, direction of time…

Holy fuck. It was “Brane Games”

I will always remember it for the 2 Trains joke. But Brand Games is just as good…

Is this the THIRD Ryan Higa reference i see today? Or am I grasping at straws? Seeing a pattern where there isn’t any…(either way, I’m going to rewatch the ‘what colour is the dress’ video)

I have a soft spot for 2000s movies.

Wait, does that mean…ono…

Even if you miss, you will land among the stars…

astronaut swearing the whole way there

Times have changed. I first watched Speed Racer AFTER, both Animated Spiderverse movies and Kpop demon hunters.

Speed Racer is amazing (am willing to put it ABOVE Into the Spiderverse.) But since it came out in 2008. The same year as The Dark Knight, and just before the rise of the MCU, audiences went ready for the over the top animation style of over-the-top action comedy.

Release Hoodwinked now, and I’m 98% sure it would be in reviewers top 10 of the year

Another reminder to rewatch Hoodwinked…

Wait. 20 years since the DS??? AgingMattDamon.gif

Don’t add Pokemon Go in the 10 years club…

I remember being in yr11, Classmate comes in and says “have you heard of Pokemon Go?” I didn’t even have a mobile phone at that time (thanks mom/dad/bible) so obviously no.

10 years after highschool, and if my school DID had those 10 year reunion things like the movies, I have nothing to share…

I got a Bluetooth keyboard, a failed kali-mobile-install-thingy on a spade phone, and about 3 months of “eh, I will try again later”

If I get access to a 3d printer, try to make a cool clam shell design, and put in the effort, I might be able to daily drive it.

Maaan, I love the internet.

This was uploaded 11 years ago, and it probably older than that. But today was my first time watching it, and I’m choking on dinner laughing at this sketch. (Today’s lucky 1 in 10000*)

Relevant

Is this why the last season(s) of south park was so meh (looking back, I only rewatched 2 of the 10 episodes).

Real life is just too unbelievable

Shame that you didn’t like Nier Automata. If I have to point a flaw, it can have “im14andThisIsDeep” vibes, but I wouldn’t call it awful.

100% I was (still am) biased. Shaun’s was the only thoughts I had until here. Felt unfair that I hated a game so much I’ve never even played.

Opened Steam to check the price and OH BOY. $109 AUD. Guess the demo will have to be my thoughts for the time being

((Dark Souls 3 is older, also that price, and also not reccomended at the price. But I’m not paying 109 for a “maybe I will like it” game))