Lesbians would like a word with OP.

I read that as “weirdest holiday” and was going to say National Talk Like a Pirate Day - anyway sorry for the interruption, please carry on.

Dad said we’re getting a sourcebox!

Largely correct I would say.

I don’t, I just play the thousands of mp3s I’ve collected over the years.

That’s how I feel, and I’m American. Wanted to go expat during Trumpfest 1 but the wife wouldn’t budge.

Soon we will rule the Tri-State Area!!!

You can pretend a meme makes you right, or you could switch from dick to cock and from Karen to any other word that isn’t 2 million people’s first name.

I wouldn’t call it an “admission”, more like random crap. He also “admitted” that California had forest fires because they didn’t use rakes.

When Trump isn’t seen in public for days I don’t bother wondering why, it’s just a welcome break from him getting attention.

woob woob woob… why I oughta…

That’s always been my attitude. Yet the property taxes on the house I’ve lived in for 35 years keep going up based on what somebody else would pay for it if I sold it. Paying tax on the money I make if I ever do sell the house would make sense to me, but until that ever happens I’m being taxed on a number determined by real estate speculators. So what the actual fuck?

Too late. Social media was already the end of truth.

I’m surprised a 1927 handheld fan is so compact and modern looking. I wonder if it was cutting edge.

IF THEN MAYBE...

Here’s one I found by accident myself. Multiplying all the odd numbers from 1 to 13 = 135135.

Yeah but to him it seemed like about a year and a half.

Or give a fuck: https://dev.to/nialljoemaher/the-f-ck-a-really-helpful-command-line-tool-3k64

Funky girl with green hair in a side ponytail: “[click click clickity click]… I’m in!”

My guess is that they’re trying to appeal to Americans, who still identify Australia with “that’s not a knife” and “shrimp on the barbie”.