Consent isn’t all that confusing, is it?

Wow, you’re in favor of abandoning facts and logic for your echo chamber, all in the name of “not being an annoying ass who people spurn and would rather saw off their foot than share an elevator in the unlikely event that we become stuck together.”

You sound just like my ex girlfriend would if she knew about me.

Kinky. He’s coming soon? It’s nice to get a warning so that I can prepare.

Yeah, we should totally believe everything that guy says, he’s never lied before.

What’s that about amplifying right-wing propaganda again?

Yeah, that’s why the billionaires were crying and threatening to leave the city when Mamdani won. Because he split up the left and amplified right-wing propaganda.

You’re 100% right, what was I thinking?

You sure are butthurt about progressives.

I would think I’d do some introspection if I was aligned with the right-wing freaks on something like that, but I guess solidarity to liberals means always pulling to the right.

Well, I might as well see what this whole gay sex thing is about as long as I’m hellbound anyway.

Who’s cumming with me?

Cool story. It’s a wonderful excuse, anyway.

That’s not very convincing to people who care about believing true things, and it’s certainly not what I’d classify as “intellectual competence.”

Whatever works for you, great. But saying people who don’t delude themselves are lacking in intellectual or emotional competence doesn’t seem to be an effective message.

That’s hilarious.

It takes intellectual competence to believe in magic?

The best argument I’ve ever heard for any god is “you can’t prove it didn’t happen this way.”

But I’m sure you have better than that, right?

Rape is so funny 🤣

Wouldn’t it be so funny if Trump choked to death on a balloon animal on national TV? I’d shit myself in his memory.

In this exhibit, we can see how the conservative is literally unable to see things from an alternative perspective. It’s compelling, yes?

We can see here how the subject assumes that everyone is as stupidly contrarian as themselves; the subject literally cannot conceive how anyone would hate having untrained “soldiers” kicking down doors without a warrant. The tiny brain cannot fathom judging someone for raping women and children, since they themselves would do it if they could get away with it.

Fascinating creatures, conservatives. They’re so self-absorbed that even their criticism of others is, in fact, a mirror at their own gullibility.

Push it.

Twist it.

Bop it.

Oh no, I’ve been noted!

Please don’t note me, I’m so scared of what reactionary centrists who say dumb shit think! 😱

Except the left actually believes that every person has an innate dignity and doesn’t deserve to be starved on the street, while the right believes that every person has a duty to be dominated by their “betters.” That’s what those phrases mean.

Totally the same thing, what an insight.

Hey, you got one right.

That’s not how that one works either.

That’s not how that idiom works.