JayK117

Correct title: … pictured groping a minor…

Any time they make a statement about their opposition just mentally add “… It’s what I would do”, saves so much time.

I have a hew idea for a browser extension…

Probably why he stole the desk, evidence… I think I need to throw up now

It was the right day for it! … I’m going to hell aren’t I?

I mean the article was in January and no world leader was randomly starting wars with other countries, showing incredible mental deterioration or talking about testing their nuclear missiles and asking if they would go to heaven so I’m sure it’s fine…

Except when the pool gets too full they build a deeper pool.

Therefore these are going to sell out:

I bet they all walked away with something better! Their new Russian friends who will always be there! Listening in…

Standing before the college students while trying to convince them that gun violence is not such a bad thing, a thought crossed Charlie Kirk’s mind… No, wait, a bullet, a bullet crossed his mind.

Clown car

“No I said a box of Razors!”

More often lately…

Because someone wants to know if you use the calculator to spell boobies (8008135)

I bet Putin joked that he would throw an opponent out the window once. I think it went well… for him

Bring new meaning to the phrase “better luck next time!”. I would also expect some sort of suicidal hashtag trend like #imatryagain

Death stranding

I reckon the meeting about the tokens went something like “okay, how can we monetise this?”, “Okay hear me out here… monkeys!.. digital monkeys!”

Money. I feel my depression holds me back from networking and seeking and gaining higher paid employment. A lot of glass half empty and “I wouldn’t be considered” thinking

Quick, someone figure out a way to write ‘Fuck u/spez’ without increasing site traffic!