The calls…are coming from within the house?

His house has nipples?

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Oh boy.

Those people don’t have the time for all the remedial classes they need to take.

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

They also remove the responsibility of paying residuals.

Either way at it, they fuck the public twice.

Isn’t business great!

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

Is the cheapest way of helping people!

The girl on the right is clearly Will Wheaton.

I grew up in the middle of nowhere USA, in a place where my nearest neighbor was a mile away.

Will images like this ever not give me massive anxiety?

Use the debt’s gravity well to slingshot into the stratosphere!

Haunted by the ghost of a rice cracker

That’s just perfect imagery.

This meme is the most those people have ever actually contributed to society as a whole.

Capitalist making decisions based only on increased ROI?

Say it isn’t so.

Fuck I hate this “single goal” system.

So fucking short sighted.

He was pretty awesome in every role.

The Batman Behind was elevated by his performance.

Jeffery Combs enhances everything he’s added to.

I bet he’d be good on pizza.

I always cry when I peal the layers of an ogre.

The character on North Court is actually Data staying undercover while lost in the past, again.

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

Read all the text at once. It’s writing a song.