Probably after the ketchup take. That was the line the libs just couldn’t follow beyond.

My god, I had to go confirm that his profile picture really is a photo of him with his glasses over his nose doing the old man pointing.

| Nobody ever has a convincing answer

Nobody :

Those of us that are old enough to remember this franchise are asking: “My third colonoscopy is in the rear view mirror, who the fuck is this for?”

A young hero architype reconciles an origin and past that they cannot remember to become a fierce warrior and freedom fighter. Hmm, where have I seen that before…

Oh yeah, that was the plot from the original She-Ra series!

|He literally gets rescued by the same generic diversity crew as every other show.

Man-at-arms, Teela, Cringer…

*more bitching about ‘Race swapping’ around the most bankable star on the call sheet.

He’ll get his bribe contribution towards his ballroom one way or the other.

A movie AND a book you say!?

The only way this dude’s story makes sense is that he’s been a complete [word commonly used to indicate involvement in the CIA but possibly banned because it can also be used as a racist slur, I guess?] since college.

Please find a actual problem that our insanely resource wasting solution can solve, we’re running out of fictional ones!

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So what are we, some kind of Ocean’s Eleven?

“What are you up to honey?”

“We’re walking to Jerusalem with full armour on, mom.”

“oh ok sweetie, do you want take some lunchables for your little adventure?”

“…”

“… yes please”

“This is what they took from you” - Wow, those images are pretty sharp and vibrant for photos taken in the 1950s.

I bet this was some AI ‘optimization’ at play.

|The first £2.5 million of a business will still be exempt, but anything above that will face inheritance tax at 20 per cent.

I’m no expert in UK inheritance laws, but a quick google search leads me to believe that even %20 is unlikely given the number of relief loopholes and the nature of Dyson’s enterprise.

Maybe the CEO should have put his phone down to dodge a fucking forklift?

edit: commented from the headline without reading the description. Minor edit, but that’s as far as I’m going.

|At a hotel … that reportedly specializes in catering to gamers and esports competitors…

I’d imagine that this wouldn’t be shocking in an establishment that caters to this demographic.

Are there many chipmunks with the Beavers surname?