Im still not convinced that he isn’t just the most committed-to-the-bit satire account on the internet.

Holy shit guy, welcome to 2016.

Don’t buy fabrics you can’t wash. Seems kinda dumb.

He looks like a vampire who works at Dunder Mifflin.

You’re all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.

Its always had plenty of both.

He’s already invaded my country. His personal military is occupying Minneapolis right now.

Sexual Abuse is a problem in all churches. The only reason the Catholics get it so bad is because they are the largest Christian organization on Earth, and by a long shot.

The southern baptist convention apparently has pages and pages of accusations and evidence of their own and recently voted not to release it.

Im personally an atheist, but I dont believe that church leaders are more prone to harm than others. Only that people who would harm children are attracted to jobs that provide authority over,and access to, children.

I do, however, believe that a religious organization is more likely to suppress or cover up accusations. Many churches place the good name of the leader or organization above the goodwill of its congregates.

Cheese is parceled out by weight, so holes are irrelevant.

I actually looked it up and its actually his brother, the British comedian Josh Jones.

What’s wrong with Josh?

Well you need to see it. Everyone does.

I always ask them if Ashli Babbit should have complied.

Yeah, this happened literally 4 houses down from me. We all shoot guns, but we have targets, and those that dont go down to the bridge and fire into the creek bank. This whole thing is because he was lazy/stupid.

Greasy popcorn it is then.

SCOTUS has the power to deputize their own agents in order to enforce it’s rulings.

Lobsters don’t have vocal cords. Its physically impossible for them to scream.

You should be aware of what the inquisition actually was.

Oh my sweet summer child. Let me introduce you to the Corn Nuts " Bust a Nut" ad campaign.

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.